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Feb 13, 2014 15:44:56   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
Authored by Andy Rooney , a man who had the gift of saying so much with so few words.


I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.


I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows.


I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.


I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.


I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.


I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.


I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.


I've learned.... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.


I've learned.... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.


I've learned.... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.


I've learned.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.


I've learned.... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.


I've learned.... That money doesn't buy class.


I've learned.... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned.... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.


I've learned.... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.


I 've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.


I've learned.... That love, not time, heals all wounds.


I've learned.... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.


I've learned.... That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile..


I've learned.... That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.


I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.


I've learned.... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.


I've learned.... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.


I've learned.... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.


I've learned.... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.


I've learned..... That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.


I've learned..... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.


I've learned.... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.


I've learned.... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

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Feb 13, 2014 16:21:41   #
Brian Devon
 
oldroy wrote:
Authored by Andy Rooney , a man who had the gift of saying so much with so few words.


I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.


I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows.


I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.


I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.


I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.


I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.


I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.


I've learned.... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.


I've learned.... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.


I've learned.... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.


I've learned.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.


I've learned.... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.


I've learned.... That money doesn't buy class.


I've learned.... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned.... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.


I've learned.... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.


I 've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.


I've learned.... That love, not time, heals all wounds.


I've learned.... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.


I've learned.... That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile..


I've learned.... That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.


I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.


I've learned.... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.


I've learned.... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.


I've learned.... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.


I've learned.... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.


I've learned..... That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.


I've learned..... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.


I've learned.... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.


I've learned.... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
Authored by Andy Rooney , a man who had the gift o... (show quote)





I've learned that CBS pays cranky old geezers gobs of money to give us an inventory of the things stuck in the windmills of their minds.

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Feb 13, 2014 16:25:39   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
Brian Devon wrote:
I've learned that CBS pays cranky old geezers gobs of money to give us an inventory of the things stuck in the windmills of their minds.


So you haven't read those suggestions or given any thought to something like them. Thanks for you reasoned answer.

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Feb 13, 2014 16:37:03   #
Brian Devon
 
oldroy wrote:
So you haven't read those suggestions or given any thought to something like them. Thanks for you reasoned answer.




I watched 60 minutes for many years and have listened to the cantankerous rantings of Andy Rooney for many years. He was kind of hard to avoid. These musings of his are rather old.

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Feb 13, 2014 16:42:55   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
Brian Devon wrote:
I watched 60 minutes for many years and have listened to the cantankerous rantings of Andy Rooney for many years. He was kind of hard to avoid. These musings of his are rather old.


Well by damn, being old is not good when they are being seen by Obama lovers. Right?

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Feb 13, 2014 19:05:48   #
MrEd Loc: Georgia
 
oldroy wrote:
Authored by Andy Rooney , a man who had the gift of saying so much with so few words.


I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.


I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows.


I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.


I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.


I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.


I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.


I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.


I've learned.... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.


I've learned.... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.


I've learned.... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.


I've learned.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.


I've learned.... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.


I've learned.... That money doesn't buy class.


I've learned.... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned.... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.


I've learned.... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.


I 've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.


I've learned.... That love, not time, heals all wounds.


I've learned.... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.


I've learned.... That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile..


I've learned.... That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.


I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.


I've learned.... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.


I've learned.... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.


I've learned.... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.


I've learned.... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.


I've learned..... That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.


I've learned..... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.


I've learned.... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.


I've learned.... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
Authored by Andy Rooney , a man who had the gift o... (show quote)


I really miss old Andy. He had more to say with little said then most people had to say all day long. He is really missed.

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Feb 14, 2014 11:23:50   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
oldroy wrote:
Well by damn, being old is not good when they are being seen by Obama lovers. Right?


it must really suck to be brian

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Feb 14, 2014 13:09:05   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
alex wrote:
it must really suck to be brian


It must really suck to be any far left leaner, IMO.

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Feb 14, 2014 18:42:48   #
kush
 
Get over it; He IS our president!

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Feb 14, 2014 19:01:27   #
bahmer
 
MrEd wrote:
I really miss old Andy. He had more to say with little said then most people had to say all day long. He is really missed.


Amen he was always fun to watch and you could learn a lot from him as well.

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Feb 14, 2014 19:05:45   #
bahmer
 
alex wrote:
it must really suck to be brian


Unfortunately there are a number on here that fit into that mold.It is a shame that they try and tell us the virtues of their leftest politics and their anti religious rants as well as how well educated they are and they don't need these crutches in life and then they open their mouths or in this case their computers and nothing but bile spews out.

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Feb 14, 2014 19:13:07   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
oldroy wrote:
So you haven't read those suggestions or given any thought to something like them. Thanks for you reasoned answer.


I think we'd "thank him more" if he would leave us all in peace and complete his therapy on another site. :roll:

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Feb 14, 2014 20:30:18   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Searching wrote:
I think we'd "thank him more" if he would leave us all in peace and complete his therapy on another site. :roll:


On jest zdenererwowany. Jis suzinojo dukros nera jo vaikas. Kona hans er notaoi staoinn vegna pess ao hann hefur ekki eistu eoa saeoi! :mrgreen:

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Feb 14, 2014 21:24:59   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
bahmer wrote:
Amen he was always fun to watch and you could learn a lot from him as well.


I liked him myself, Brian is right about him in reality, but I still enjoy his character and the things he talked about... Like this list, Thanks Roy...

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Feb 15, 2014 00:38:53   #
angery american Loc: Georgia
 
Brian Devon wrote:
I've learned that CBS pays cranky old geezers gobs of money to give us an inventory of the things stuck in the windmills of their minds.


Spoken like a true liberal democrat who wants to be a c*******t. Its people like you who have trouble seeing the forest for the trees.I find it belittling for even you ,for criticizing this true to life,non partisan post. I pity you Brian..

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