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Dad, about your will.
Feb 12, 2014 22:22:41   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
DAD, ABOUT YOUR WILL...

A man was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what happened last night... My daughter walked into the living room and said, ‘Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose.’ "

"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that?"

"Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she actually said... 'Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Mohammed. We're going to work together on Hillary's e******n campaign!' :mrgreen: :-P :-P

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Feb 13, 2014 00:54:41   #
Ricktloml
 
oldroy wrote:
DAD, ABOUT YOUR WILL...

A man was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what happened last night... My daughter walked into the living room and said, ‘Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose.’ "

"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that?"

"Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she actually said... 'Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Mohammed. We're going to work together on Hillary's e******n campaign!' :mrgreen: :-P :-P
DAD, ABOUT YOUR WILL... br br A man was telling h... (show quote)


I know a couple, they had an only child, a daughter, she met this really polite Muslim young man, and married him, two weeks later she made a frantic call home, come and get me, it's nothing like I expected, her dad nearly had a nervous breakdown, but they managed to get her home

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Feb 13, 2014 12:05:13   #
bahmer
 
oldroy wrote:
DAD, ABOUT YOUR WILL...

A man was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what happened last night... My daughter walked into the living room and said, ‘Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose.’ "

"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that?"

"Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she actually said... 'Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Mohammed. We're going to work together on Hillary's e******n campaign!' :mrgreen: :-P :-P
DAD, ABOUT YOUR WILL... br br A man was telling h... (show quote)




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Feb 13, 2014 13:02:09   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
Ricktloml wrote:
I know a couple, they had an only child, a daughter, she met this really polite Muslim young man, and married him, two weeks later she made a frantic call home, come and get me, it's nothing like I expected, her dad nearly had a nervous breakdown, but they managed to get her home


Do you suppose the nice Muslim young man was trying to enforce a little Sharia law in the home? I wonder how many Christian women find out about that the hard way.

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Feb 13, 2014 13:03:31   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
bahmer wrote:
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What more could the dumb girl tell her dad that would take her out of his will? He is my idol. :mrgreen:

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Feb 13, 2014 13:22:31   #
bahmer
 
oldroy wrote:
What more could the dumb girl tell her dad that would take her out of his will? He is my idol. :mrgreen:


I wonder if all of those on h ere that profess that they do not believe in God would be happy, happy, happy if their daughters married Muslim men? Just a thought. Of course with them science and man trump all.

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Feb 13, 2014 13:58:42   #
rhomin57 Loc: Far Northern CA.
 
That is so true! A post I made a while back was having a Muzlim friend named Muhammad trying to court me. This was just a year or so before 9/11, and before I knew much about Islam. I had no idea that I was being courted until speaking to my family about it.
It is nice to have the loving and supportive force or your family behind you. I was told horror stories of Islamic wives, and my Dad was livid- calling them 'sand n****rs.' My family made a lot of sense of course, they've been with me from the start and I want them with me until the end, and in all the good, bad, and the ugly life can be. They are my family.

I got to thinking though, why don't we ship all the countries stray cats over to that vast sand-box of the middle east, and see if they don't bury all those brown turds???? :lol:
oldroy wrote:
DAD, ABOUT YOUR WILL...

A man was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what happened last night... My daughter walked into the living room and said, ‘Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose.’ "

"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that?"

"Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she actually said... 'Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Mohammed. We're going to work together on Hillary's e******n campaign!' :mrgreen: :-P :-P
DAD, ABOUT YOUR WILL... br br A man was telling h... (show quote)

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Feb 13, 2014 15:23:04   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
rhomin57 wrote:
That is so true! A post I made a while back was having a Muzlim friend named Muhammad trying to court me. This was just a year or so before 9/11, and before I knew much about Islam. I had no idea that I was being courted until speaking to my family about it.
It is nice to have the loving and supportive force or your family behind you. I was told horror stories of Islamic wives, and my Dad was livid- calling them 'sand n****rs.' My family made a lot of sense of course, they've been with me from the start and I want them with me until the end, and in all the good, bad, and the ugly life can be. They are my family.

I got to thinking though, why don't we ship all the countries stray cats over to that vast sand-box of the middle east, and see if they don't bury all those brown turds???? :lol:
That is so true! A post I made a while back was ha... (show quote)


I am sure I could contribute at least 50 stray cats to your endeavor.

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Feb 13, 2014 19:39:35   #
Ricktloml
 
oldroy wrote:
Do you suppose the nice Muslim young man was trying to enforce a little Sharia law in the home? I wonder how many Christian women find out about that the hard way.


Yes, while they were courting, they met at college, he was the most gentle, attentive, and concerned suitor, after they married, she found out he considered her to be property

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Feb 14, 2014 00:43:25   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
Ricktloml wrote:
Yes, while they were courting, they met at college, he was the most gentle, attentive, and concerned suitor, after they married, she found out he considered her to be property


That is certainly Sharia.

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