Sex at 73: I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me I can have sex at 73. I am so happy, because I live at number 71. It is not far to walk home afterwards. I live on the...

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me I can have sex at 73.

I am so happy, because I live at number 71. It is not far to walk home afterwards. I live on the same side of the street. I do not even have to cross the road!

:oops:

archie bunker Loc: Texas

AuntiE wrote:

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me I can have sex at 73.

I am so happy, because I live at number 71. It is not far to walk home afterwards. I live on the same side of the street. I do not even have to cross the road!

:oops:

Well, 73 may be where its all going on! I, personally, would sanitize my hands after leaving 73!!!
:shock:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

archie bunker wrote:

Well, 73 may be where its all going on! I, personally, would sanitize my hands after leaving 73!!!
:shock:

Only your hands? :oops: :shock:

archie bunker Loc: Texas

AuntiE wrote:

Only your hands? :oops: :shock:

Well, yeah, if you are only delivering mail put in the wrong box.
And you have no physical contact with the people who own the mail.
Sounds like you have interesting neighbors!! :-D

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

AuntiE wrote:

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me I can have sex at 73.

I am so happy, because I live at number 71. It is not far to walk home afterwards. I live on the same side of the street. I do not even have to cross the road!

:oops:

I've never gotten invitations for sex in the mail. I've gotten rejection letters that way before.

Can you provide an address? It probably isn't too far for me either. I'm sure your VERY friendly neighbors wouldn't mind. :mrgreen:

hoonie61

#73,#71, what the hell, lets go for 69--my favorite! yup, and i live at#77. now, is that fabulous or whut! BRING IT ON BIG DADDY, I AM A SWINGER. God bless us, each and everyone of us older sexpots. 23 skidoo baby.

deb_bus Loc: fort worth and wichita falls tx, and houston

Forget 73 - my mom was 86 and living in assisted living when she had her affair. She was single and so was he. They were like two lovebirds. I'm sad to say, tho, it was a short lived affair, for she died not too long after.

Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA

deb_bus wrote:

Forget 73 - my mom was 86 and living in assisted living when she had her affair. She was single and so was he. They were like two lovebirds. I'm sad to say, tho, it was a short lived affair, for she died not too long
after.

Your fond memory brought a smile to my face. My grandfather was 88 when he died. I will never forget the viewing that preceded the funeral. A young woman, 33, with a two-year-old in her arms went up to the casket. At that point, my aunt poked me in the ribs and said, "that child she is holding? he's named after your grandfather." The look on my face must have been rather odd, t***h to tell, at that revelation. Neither of us could refrain from quiet laughter. I was later told we had been found lacking in decorum deemed appropriate at a viewing!!

Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA

Hey! Age is just a number, donchaknow. It only says how long we've been around. Wonder if a survey was done on just which age group bought the most copies of 50 Shades of Grey -- what the survey would show. :lol: Those phrases -- "not getting older, getting better" and "like a good wine, aging to ripeness" -- not thought up by 30 year olds!!

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

deb_bus wrote:

Forget 73 - my mom was 86 and living in assisted living when she had her affair. She was single and so was he. They were like two lovebirds. I'm sad to say, tho, it was a short lived affair, for she died not too long after.

Well, being not quite 65, I wonder. I wonder if sex at 73 is better than before, or...are you more grateful than before?

Either way, my v**e is......YES! :thumbup: :mrgreen:

I'm hoping the Sgt. Major feels the same way. :wink:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Searching wrote:

Hey! Age is just a number, donchaknow. It only says how long we've been around. Wonder if a survey was done on just which age group bought the most copies of 50 Shades of Grey -- what the survey would show. :lol: Those phrases -- "not getting older, getting better" and "like a good wine, aging to ripeness" -- not thought up by 30 year olds!!

The only shade of grey I will admit to is 'platinum'. :lol:

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

slatten49 wrote:

Well, being not quite 65, I wonder. I wonder if sex at 73 is better than before, or...are you more grateful than before?

Either way, my v**e is......YES! :thumbup: :mrgreen:

I'm hoping the Sgt. Major feels the same way. :wink:

You don't even know if they're having sex at #65. #73 may be the only action available on that block. :hunf:

deb_bus Loc: fort worth and wichita falls tx, and houston

Yeah she had it going on. And get this - they did it on the floor. Of course it was carpeted. But the image I had in my mind was unforgettable. She was so happy in her last days. She wasn't ready to die, which made it harder to see her go. I was there beside her when she took her last breath. Such a sad, sad situation. We were very close. But, at least I have good memories. I hope I'm half as active as her, when I get her age. I still grieve her death.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

lpnmajor wrote:

You don't even know if they're having sex at #65. #73 may be the only action available on that block. :hunf:

Well, I do know about having sex at 'almost' 65! Wh**ever will be going on at 73 is something I can look forward to finding out. Hey, everyday is an adventure. :mrgreen: You have to make every day count. :thumbup:

I could lose my head tomorrow. :shock:

Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA

lpnmajor wrote:

You don't even know if they're having sex at #65. #73 may be the only action available on that block. :hunf:

No, you don't, because they aren't advertising like #73 is. Perhaps those at #65 - #72 "are" indulging and enjoying and don't feel the need to advertise for someone to have a play date with. For all we know, #73 is just lonely OR perhaps even bored!! :oops: So many possibilities, to be sure!! Defies the imagination, it does.