Ant happening dummy. Your pretty much right there at the top of the list.

First you need to pull your head out of your &&&


next you need to use one of these


Because this is the only thing that is going to happen.

In you perfect world perhaps. But not in the real world. The real world is where they shit on the United States as often as they could. You know this to be true. Any person with a lick of sense would know this.
I take it you believe you have common sense? That will be judged only by the people that read your
posts. And so far, I don't see that happening.

The Obamas will go down as lairs, instigators, race batters, traitors, buffoons, cowards, hypocrites.

So if you wish to be in compliance with them, you are no better.

That's right nimrod. That's is of course you.

And you ant anybody. Your a delegation of one, that is, no one.

You are so annoying. Just shut up and go away. The rocks in my fence are smarter than you troll.

No it is not a fine painting. Anyone can see this. By the way, what is (exress) ?

You maggots on the left spread around a picture of the president on the golf course, and claim it it's

true. You all know it's not, but you do it anyway. And than you take offense when we say we don't

like her painting. Ha Ha Ha Ha


Below is the real painting of Moooooshelll.


Injoy, I did.


RETW

Moooooshelll.

With all the problems going on in the world and here at home, This is what matters to you?

Some ones hair blowing in the wind, is not of national concern. You truly are unique in unimportance.

He will be 72 in June. So he has thinning hair. Who cares?

You just prove as so many times before, you haven't a clue what to do about anything.

Did you run away from the home again troll.

Well deserved

I thought you might like to know about this dog and his history.

The ending is quite amazing after you read the beginning.


The K9 is Brutus, a military K9 at McChord. He's huge - part Boxer and part British Bull Mastiff and tops the scales at 200 lb. His handler took the picture.


Brutus is running toward me because he knows I have some Milkbone treats, so he's slobbering away!

I had to duck around a tree just before he got to me in case he couldn't stop, but he did.


Brutus was the recipient of the Congressional Medal of Honor last year from his tourin Iraq.

His handler and four other soldiers were taken hostage by insurgents.

Brutus and his handler communicate by sign language and he gave Brutus the signal that meant 'go away, but come back and find me'.

The Iraqis paid no attention to Brutus.

He came back later and quietly tore the throat out of one guard at one door and another guard at another door.

He then jumped against one of the doors repeatedly (the guys were being held in an old warehouse) until it opened.

He went in and untied his handler, and they all escaped.

He's the first K9 to receive this honor.

If he knows you're OK, he's a big old lug and wants to sit in your lap.

He enjoys the company of cats.

K-9 Congressional Medal of Honor Winner: thought you'd find this interesting.

Talk about animal intelligence and bonding with humans!



Remember that they can't do a lot of things for themselves and they depend on you to make their life a quality life!

RETW

Instructions for properly hugging a baby
(from a dog's point of view):

Brutus


1. First, uh, find a baby.


2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby, by employing classic sniffing techniques.


3 Next, you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.


4. The 'paw slide.' Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.


5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult, patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.

Dam that idiot is such a pain in the ass.

Get off the booze.

Why do you have to be an ass all the time?

These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services:




The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

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The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'

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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

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Miss Charlene Mason sang, 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.

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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

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Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

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Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

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And this one just about sums them all up:

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday:

'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.'



Now you just got to laugh. There ant nothing else to do.


RETW

Yes they were tough, I know, I was there. Not far from where your dad was. Good men all.

No one said war is fun. Where did you get that idea? John Wayne never lied about war. He always

said it was wrong. He also said if you have to be in war, be in it to win it. And stand strong for your country.