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Slatten visits the Doctor
May 23, 2018 13:28:47   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Slatten visited the doctor for a checkup. "Mr Slatten, you’re in great shape," said the doctor afterward. "How do you do it?"

"Well," said Slat, "I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, and the good Lord looks out for me. For weeks now, every time I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, he turns the light on for me."

Concerned, the doctor found Mrs. Slatten(the Sgt Major) in the waiting room and told her what her husband had said.

"I don’t think that’s anything to worry about," she said. "And on the bright side, it does explain who’s been peeing in the fridge."



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May 23, 2018 13:37:35   #
Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI
 
badbobby wrote:
Slatten visited the doctor for a checkup. "Mr Slatten, you’re in great shape," said the doctor afterward. "How do you do it?"

"Well," said Slat, "I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, and the good Lord looks out for me. For weeks now, every time I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, he turns the light on for me."

Concerned, the doctor found Mrs. Slatten(the Sgt Major) in the waiting room and told her what her husband had said.

"I don’t think that’s anything to worry about," she said. "And on the bright side, it does explain who’s been peeing in the fridge."
Slatten visited the doctor for a checkup. "Mr... (show quote)


Now Bobby there is no need to share what may or may not (I go with the may not view) about others as they age.

After all we fall in to the same age group & more than likely share the same age related issues.
I say what ever ends up on the floor is ours to clean up.

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May 23, 2018 13:44:41   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Floyd Brown wrote:
Now Bobby there is no need to share what may or may not (I go with the may not view) about others as they age.

After all we fall in to the same age group & more than likely share the same age related issues.
I say what ever ends up on the floor is ours to clean up.


but Slat's so easy

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May 23, 2018 18:18:10   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
but Slat's so easy

The Sgt. Major says it's not pretty...my being easy.

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May 23, 2018 21:32:53   #
Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI
 
slatten49 wrote:
The Sgt. Major says it's not pretty...my being easy.


Easy or not it is not looked at as being easy is good in all areas of life.

I will put it as Slatten is a kind & understanding person.
In todays World that is not an easy task.

There can never be enough people like that.
Having a Sgt Major around helps.
I think it was because of a deferral on Slatten's part.

We all know that a good man always has or had a good women in their life.
Some have had MORE THAN ONE.

I know that I have.
Bobby even you had at least one.

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May 24, 2018 08:23:26   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Floyd Brown wrote:
Easy or not it is not looked at as being easy is good in all areas of life.

I will put it as Slatten is a kind & understanding person.
In todays World that is not an easy task.

There can never be enough people like that.
Having a Sgt Major around helps.
I think it was because of a deferral on Slatten's part.

We all know that a good man always has or had a good women in their life.
Some have had MORE THAN ONE.

I know that I have.
Bobby even you had at least one.
Easy or not it is not looked at as being easy is g... (show quote)

Thank you, Floyd. It is my belief that OPP does not have enough people comparable to yourself.

I rate myself somewhat less.

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May 24, 2018 08:24:45   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Floyd Brown wrote:
Easy or not it is not looked at as being easy is good in all areas of life.

I will put it as Slatten is a kind & understanding person.
In todays World that is not an easy task.

There can never be enough people like that.
Having a Sgt Major around helps.
I think it was because of a deferral on Slatten's part.

We all know that a good man always has or had a good women in their life.
Some have had MORE THAN ONE.

I know that I have.
Bobby even you had at least one.
Easy or not it is not looked at as being easy is g... (show quote)

even you say?
I've had only one
no one else would do

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May 24, 2018 08:47:42   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Thank you, Floyd. It is my belief that OPP does not have enough people comparable to yourself.

I rate myself somewhat less.



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May 24, 2018 09:02:37   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Slatten visited the doctor for a checkup. "Mr Slatten, you’re in great shape," said the doctor afterward. "How do you do it?"

"Well," said Slat, "I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, and the good Lord looks out for me. For weeks now, every time I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, he turns the light on for me."

Concerned, the doctor found Mrs. Slatten(the Sgt Major) in the waiting room and told her what her husband had said.

"I don’t think that’s anything to worry about," she said. "And on the bright side, it does explain who’s been peeing in the fridge."
Slatten visited the doctor for a checkup. "Mr... (show quote)


Having an insatiable appetite will do it every time.

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May 24, 2018 12:42:52   #
Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI
 
slatten49 wrote:
Thank you, Floyd. It is my belief that OPP does not have enough people comparable to yourself.

I rate myself somewhat less.


Don't sell your self short.

It is just my obsession is stronger.

Perhaps an incident in my youth had much to do behind why I am what I am today.

I don't know who saw me first my aunt or grandmother.
I waas trying to get a boy about my age to find some thing to do.
I don't realy rememebr but it might of taking a walk down by the river of some thing like that.

Any way I gave him a bit of a push.

I was called in to the house & given a piece of cake & told to give him the cake & say I was sorry.
And told that what I did was not a nice thing to do.

His father & my father would stop for a beer once in a while.

His mother was Indian. Our family once went to their house for a meal.
All I really remember is that it was & old house back in like a cow pasture.
His mother had baked a ham.
To this day I have never tasted a better cooked ham. (Over 70 years)

I was so special to evry one. I was showered with love & kindness by relitives on both sides.
I have had a very good life & blesed with much love.

I am just a average person with out much to share with others but with what ever kindness I can show.

So I carry with me daily the message my aunt & grandmother gave me.
It is a debt that I can never truly repay them.

I say it is an obligation that falls on all of us who have been blessed with loving family & friends.

It is up to us as individuals to undo the wrongs that have been done.
Wany of us allready show kindness & understanding to others.

There is so much more goodness than bad in the World.
It may seem at times over welming. But we must never stop being the person we should or can be.

I count you as a friend.
A friend that I would defend even against a well meaning person like Bobby (He can drop that Bad part any time)

After all it was your welcome that lead me to want to repay the kindness you showed me on my first days here.
Your kindness lead me to take a good look at my self & bring out the good with in my self.
I still have rough edges & am unable to put up with those that feel goodness is a weakness.

There is much today that is good. There is much that needs to be done to make the tomorrows better.

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May 25, 2018 22:01:16   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
slatten49 wrote:
Thank you, Floyd. It is my belief that OPP does not have enough people comparable to yourself.

I rate myself somewhat less.


Well you should not!!!!

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May 25, 2018 22:06:33   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Floyd Brown wrote:
Don't sell your self short.

It is just my obsession is stronger.

Perhaps an incident in my youth had much to do behind why I am what I am today.

I don't know who saw me first my aunt or grandmother.
I waas trying to get a boy about my age to find some thing to do.
I don't realy rememebr but it might of taking a walk down by the river of some thing like that.

Any way I gave him a bit of a push.

I was called in to the house & given a piece of cake & told to give him the cake & say I was sorry.
And told that what I did was not a nice thing to do.

His father & my father would stop for a beer once in a while.

His mother was Indian. Our family once went to their house for a meal.
All I really remember is that it was & old house back in like a cow pasture.
His mother had baked a ham.
To this day I have never tasted a better cooked ham. (Over 70 years)

I was so special to evry one. I was showered with love & kindness by relitives on both sides.
I have had a very good life & blesed with much love.

I am just a average person with out much to share with others but with what ever kindness I can show.

So I carry with me daily the message my aunt & grandmother gave me.
It is a debt that I can never truly repay them.

I say it is an obligation that falls on all of us who have been blessed with loving family & friends.

It is up to us as individuals to undo the wrongs that have been done.
Wany of us allready show kindness & understanding to others.

There is so much more goodness than bad in the World.
It may seem at times over welming. But we must never stop being the person we should or can be.

I count you as a friend.
A friend that I would defend even against a well meaning person like Bobby (He can drop that Bad part any time)

After all it was your welcome that lead me to want to repay the kindness you showed me on my first days here.
Your kindness lead me to take a good look at my self & bring out the good with in my self.
I still have rough edges & am unable to put up with those that feel goodness is a weakness.

There is much today that is good. There is much that needs to be done to make the tomorrows better.
Don't sell your self short. br br It is just my o... (show quote)


When things are spoken from the heart as you did here it is very apparent...

A beautiful expression of life and living it...

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