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Oprah!
Apr 20, 2018 11:14:55   #
ldsuttonjr Loc: ShangriLa
 
HI!

I AM OPRAH.......

...AND I WANT TO BE YOUR PRESIDENT...

Hi, I'm Oprah. I'm the spokesperson for Weight Watchers

but can't control my weight.

I tell you how to run your marriage but I can't commit to marriage.

I tell you how to raise your kids but I don’t have any.

I am very spiritual, but don’t go to any church or identify as Christian.


Even though I knew about Weinstein and the casting couch, I was silent,


but I support the Me Too movement.

I am racist to the core, but blacks can’t really be racist, so that
doesn’t count.

I’m black and female, so I check all the boxes.

I praised Denmark for their Socialism, though I am a billionaire due to
Capitalism,

the economic system that allowed a dirt-poor child from Mississippi to
rise
to world

renowned fame and wealth.

The first time I openly endorsed a presidential candidate it was a black
one, Obama.

Before a black candidate, I was not political.

VOTE FOR ME, and I will give you transformational change …

the kind you got from Obama.



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Apr 20, 2018 11:44:52   #
bahmer
 
ldsuttonjr wrote:
HI!

I AM OPRAH.......

...AND I WANT TO BE YOUR PRESIDENT...

Hi, I'm Oprah. I'm the spokesperson for Weight Watchers

but can't control my weight.

I tell you how to run your marriage but I can't commit to marriage.

I tell you how to raise your kids but I don’t have any.

I am very spiritual, but don’t go to any church or identify as Christian.


Even though I knew about Weinstein and the casting couch, I was silent,


but I support the Me Too movement.

I am racist to the core, but blacks can’t really be racist, so that
doesn’t count.

I’m black and female, so I check all the boxes.

I praised Denmark for their Socialism, though I am a billionaire due to
Capitalism,

the economic system that allowed a dirt-poor child from Mississippi to
rise
to world

renowned fame and wealth.

The first time I openly endorsed a presidential candidate it was a black
one, Obama.

Before a black candidate, I was not political.

VOTE FOR ME, and I will give you transformational change …

the kind you got from Obama.
HI! br br I... (show quote)




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Apr 20, 2018 12:43:20   #
PZG1225 Loc: Florida
 
ldsuttonjr wrote:
HI!

I AM OPRAH.......

...AND I WANT TO BE YOUR PRESIDENT...

Hi, I'm Oprah. I'm the spokesperson for Weight Watchers

but can't control my weight.

I tell you how to run your marriage but I can't commit to marriage.

I tell you how to raise your kids but I don’t have any.

I am very spiritual, but don’t go to any church or identify as Christian.


Even though I knew about Weinstein and the casting couch, I was silent,


but I support the Me Too movement.

I am racist to the core, but blacks can’t really be racist, so that
doesn’t count.

I’m black and female, so I check all the boxes.

I praised Denmark for their Socialism, though I am a billionaire due to
Capitalism,

the economic system that allowed a dirt-poor child from Mississippi to
rise
to world

renowned fame and wealth.

The first time I openly endorsed a presidential candidate it was a black
one, Obama.

Before a black candidate, I was not political.

VOTE FOR ME, and I will give you transformational change …

the kind you got from Obama.
HI! br br I... (show quote)





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Apr 20, 2018 13:01:17   #
Bad Bob Loc: Virginia
 
ldsuttonjr wrote:
HI!

I AM OPRAH.......

...AND I WANT TO BE YOUR PRESIDENT...

Hi, I'm Oprah. I'm the spokesperson for Weight Watchers

but can't control my weight.

I tell you how to run your marriage but I can't commit to marriage.

I tell you how to raise your kids but I don’t have any.

I am very spiritual, but don’t go to any church or identify as Christian.


Even though I knew about Weinstein and the casting couch, I was silent,


but I support the Me Too movement.

I am racist to the core, but blacks can’t really be racist, so that
doesn’t count.

I’m black and female, so I check all the boxes.

I praised Denmark for their Socialism, though I am a billionaire due to
Capitalism,

the economic system that allowed a dirt-poor child from Mississippi to
rise
to world

renowned fame and wealth.

The first time I openly endorsed a presidential candidate it was a black
one, Obama.

Before a black candidate, I was not political.

VOTE FOR ME, and I will give you transformational change …

the kind you got from Obama.
HI! br br I... (show quote)



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Apr 20, 2018 13:56:25   #
ldsuttonjr Loc: ShangriLa
 
Fart!



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Apr 20, 2018 14:33:08   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
ldsuttonjr wrote:
HI!

I AM OPRAH.......

...AND I WANT TO BE YOUR PRESIDENT...

Hi, I'm Oprah. I'm the spokesperson for Weight Watchers

but can't control my weight.

I tell you how to run your marriage but I can't commit to marriage.

I tell you how to raise your kids but I don’t have any.

I am very spiritual, but don’t go to any church or identify as Christian.


Even though I knew about Weinstein and the casting couch, I was silent,


but I support the Me Too movement.

I am racist to the core, but blacks can’t really be racist, so that
doesn’t count.

I’m black and female, so I check all the boxes.

I praised Denmark for their Socialism, though I am a billionaire due to
Capitalism,

the economic system that allowed a dirt-poor child from Mississippi to
rise
to world

renowned fame and wealth.

The first time I openly endorsed a presidential candidate it was a black
one, Obama.

Before a black candidate, I was not political.

VOTE FOR ME, and I will give you transformational change …

the kind you got from Obama.
HI! br br I... (show quote)


That pretty much sums up her qualifications. She made tons of money from her early talk shows and in the last twenty years her investments have been extraordinarily remunerative causing her wealth to skyrocket. She seems to have a crystal ball with regard to the timing of some of her investments.

However, I don't want another racist President.

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Apr 20, 2018 14:34:40   #
ldsuttonjr Loc: ShangriLa
 
pafret wrote:
That pretty much sums up her qualifications. She made tons of money from her early talk shows and in the last twenty years her investments have been extraordinarily remunerative causing her wealth to skyrocket. She seems to have a crystal ball with regard to the timing of some of her investments.

However, I don't want another racist President.


I totally agree!

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Apr 20, 2018 14:51:48   #
bahmer
 
pafret wrote:
That pretty much sums up her qualifications. She made tons of money from her early talk shows and in the last twenty years her investments have been extraordinarily remunerative causing her wealth to skyrocket. She seems to have a crystal ball with regard to the timing of some of her investments.

However, I don't want another racist President.


It seems that the more wealth one obtains the better their crystal ball operates sort of like the politicians in the senate and congress. Just saying.

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Apr 20, 2018 15:19:54   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
bahmer wrote:
It seems that the more wealth one obtains the better their crystal ball operates sort of like the politicians in the senate and congress. Just saying.


There seems to be a synergistic effect; having money permits them to dream up and implement new ventures, which garner even more money. That track record attracts investors who provide the capital for even riskier investments with their much higher payoffs. Oprah was worth about 300 million in 2000 and she is now worth about 3 billion. One of her ventures was reminiscent of the way Ted Turner became filthy rich, she started her own TV network.

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Apr 21, 2018 14:42:45   #
Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ
 
Most of us conservatives hope that can springs a leak and sprays you.

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Apr 21, 2018 14:43:58   #
Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ
 
pafret wrote:
That pretty much sums up her qualifications. She made tons of money from her early talk shows and in the last twenty years her investments have been extraordinarily remunerative causing her wealth to skyrocket. She seems to have a crystal ball with regard to the timing of some of her investments.

However, I don't want another racist President.


President Obama was enough for you!

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