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single female seeks male
Apr 19, 2018 17:44:31   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls:


"Single female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I am a very good-looking girl who loves to play.

I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.



Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight week-old Labrador retriever.

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Apr 19, 2018 18:08:56   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
badbobby wrote:
The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls:


"Single female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I am a very good-looking girl who loves to play.

I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.



Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight week-old Labrador retriever.
The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reporte... (show quote)

I was going to ask if she met Killery while taking long walks in the woods...Woof once for yes,twice for no!!!

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Apr 19, 2018 18:41:17   #
son of witless
 
badbobby wrote:
The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls:


"Single female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I am a very good-looking girl who loves to play.

I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.



Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight week-old Labrador retriever.
The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reporte... (show quote)


Sounds like false advertising to me. It left out, " needs house breaking training. " I bet 15,000 men would still have responded.

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Apr 19, 2018 19:16:25   #
badbob85037
 
badbobby wrote:
The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls:


"Single female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I am a very good-looking girl who loves to play.

I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.



Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight week-old Labrador retriever.
The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reporte... (show quote)

So did you get the dog?

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Apr 19, 2018 19:36:46   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
badbob85037 wrote:
So did you get the dog?


Mama wouldn't let me answer

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Apr 19, 2018 22:04:22   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls:


"Single female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I am a very good-looking girl who loves to play.

I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.



Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight week-old Labrador retriever.
The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reporte... (show quote)


So that is how you got her.

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Apr 20, 2018 07:15:31   #
Big dog
 
badbobby wrote:
The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls:


"Single female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I am a very good-looking girl who loves to play.

I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.



Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight week-old Labrador retriever.
The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reporte... (show quote)


I had that one figured out half way through..
Excellent

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Apr 20, 2018 08:06:51   #
billy a Loc: South Florida
 
Thank you,B.B.-I needed that laugh. Have a safe weekend,all.
Billy

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Apr 20, 2018 09:02:04   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls:


"Single female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I am a very good-looking girl who loves to play.

I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.



Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight week-old Labrador retriever.
The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reporte... (show quote)


Very good badbobby loved it.

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Apr 20, 2018 10:37:11   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
badbobby wrote:
The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls:


"Single female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I am a very good-looking girl who loves to play.

I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.



Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight week-old Labrador retriever.
The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reporte... (show quote)


I found this, thought it might 'float your boat':



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Apr 20, 2018 11:29:33   #
bahmer
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
I found this, thought it might 'float your boat':


That is one way to get your add in the paper.

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Apr 20, 2018 12:14:58   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
I found this, thought it might 'float your boat':


wher ya been Larry?
had to read that twice

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Apr 20, 2018 12:27:24   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
wher ya been Larry?
had to read that twice


Well did you call here?

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Apr 20, 2018 20:06:03   #
debeda
 
badbobby wrote:
The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls:


"Single female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I am a very good-looking girl who loves to play.

I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.



Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight week-old Labrador retriever.
The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reporte... (show quote)


That's GREAT

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