Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

So, President Trump, it's been more than a year. What have you done for us lately?

Well...

Supreme Court
Obama fumbled with the nomination of anti-gun Trojan horse Merrick Garland. Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) made the recovery, and President Donald J. Trump completed the pass with a touchdown named Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court. President Trump has appointed 23 lower court judges, with 61 pending nominees in the lower courts.

War On Terror
ISIS peaked under the weak leadership of Obama, who put notorious restrictions on military leaders in the field. President Trump unleashed the professionals, and the dedication and competence of the American military were brought to bear on the Islamic State without meddling from Washington. Even liberal Politifact conceded that ISIS has lost over 95% of their territory, and wounded their leader Al Baghdadi, driving him into hiding.

Exposed The Media Bias
The media tried to slime the President by saying his tax cuts are a sop to the wealthy. In fact, there has been a cascade of good news, including bonuses and pay increases across the country. Wage growth is driving inflation, as capital that was sidelined in the Obama comes flooding back into the market, creating the jobs that have eluded Americans for so long.

Obamacare
President Trump sent Obamacare through the Senate twice, only to have it killed by RINOs like Susan Collins and John McCain. Short of that, he did the next best thing: President Trump destroyed the funding mechanism for the Obamacare beast: the illegitimate tax on all Americans known as the "individual mandate". President Trump has gotten rid of the worst of Obamacare, and if he can get the numbers, will dispatch the beast once and for all.

Regulation
Last year, the White House said that "agencies issued 67 deregulatory actions while imposing only three new regulatory actions"; that's a 22:1 ratio for the repeal of regulations, saving Americans $8.1 Billion in regulatory costs. More are planned for this year, with an estimated $9.8 Billion in savings from repealed regulations this year. In this Administration, agencies have withdrawn or delayed 1,579 planned regulatory actions.

TPP
The Trans-Pacific Partnership was a redistribution of wealth scheme disguised as a trade deal, and a huge legacy project of Obama. It was going to empower foreign entities to make binding decisions that directly impacted the United States' economy, and further erode wage growth and job creation within our country. President Trump killed TPP right out of the gate, delivering on his promise to stand up for American manufacturing jobs and stop bad trade deals.

Recognizing Jerusalem As The Capitol Of Israel
President Trump took the bold move by enforcing a law that was passed with overwhelming bipartisan support in the 1990's and signed by President Bill Clinton. No President since its passage has enforced the law, fearing a backlash from the Palestinians. President Trump showed conviction and moral clarity by recognizing the capital that Israel has claimed since 1948, and the ancestral home of the Jewish people.

Paris Climate Accords
In accordance with his America First policies, President Trump wasn't about to let a deal made by President Obama to pay American money to lower economic productivity. President Trump is a jobs president, and he isn't about to disadvantage the United States when China and others have a horrible track record in keeping their word on international agreements. Trump puts American jobs before international pressure on dubious science.

Iran Nuclear Deal
Speaking of bad deals made by Obama, President Trump decertified the Iran Nuclear Deal in the face of blatant violations by the Iranians. President Obama and Secretary of State John Kerry worked feverishly in the second term to arm the Iranians with tens of billions of dollars to buy their cooperation. President Trump put an end to the facade, saying America will withdraw completely if Iran continues down their path to war. President Trump standing up to the biggest bully in central Asia sends a message of strength to the world after it has known 8 years of weakness under Obama.

Giving The Media A Taste Of Their Own
President Trump makes the media INSANE because they can't bring him down; in their rage, they play right into his hands. Sharyl Attkisson, veteran of CBS news commented on the media calling conservative news fake, "Each time [the media] cried fake news, Donald Trump called them 'fake news' until he'd co-opted the term so completely that even those who [were] originally promoting it started running from it -- including the Washington Post."

Not bad, Mr. President. Considering the obstructionists in Congress, not bad a all. Looking forward to the end of year report next February....

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Yes, God Bless him. And you never revealed the fridge question, and where is my consolation prize?

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

You're right, I never did give you the answer. But I did send you the prize. Remember this?

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Thank you, love it! What is the answer, please?

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

OK I'll be honest. Nobody really knows. There are 'theories' but a factual root is lost to history. I guess the most probable explanation is that without the 'D', the 'I' would be hardened, Making it sound nothing like it's namesake. That's as close as it gets...

Of course, just calling it the 'ice box' was way too complicated, right?

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So basically because, frig or frige would not carry it right, like I said. Hah, I was close, but thanks again for the untouchable puzzle, I'll go sit by my fire and imagine I'm working on it. Actually perfect, no patience for real puzzles.

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

The correct answer is 'nobody knows'. Oh, and if you don't take it apart, you won't have to put it back together, so if you don't 'imagine' you took it apart, you won't have to 'imagine' putting it back together. Win-win! Ready for round 2?

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

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Round two?

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

Sure. I got a real doozy if you wanna try it.

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Well, I am blonde and Polish, but humble enough to fail, sometimes. So sure I'll try.

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

Why is it, no matter what color shirt a man wears, his belly-button fluff always has some blue in it? It could be a red shirt, but it will still have some blue strands. How is that possible?

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Well thats weird, but I'll give it a shot. How about he never cleans his belly button..

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

Haw-haw. Nope. Try again. He cleans his 'blue fluff' every day. His 'blue' fluff...

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He has a blue towel? This is not dirty is it? His wife uses bluing agent on his undies. His belly button hair is grey? He has a blue teddy bear he carries as a good luck charm ? Cosmic dust is blue? He eats alot of bluberries and has an itchy bellybutton? Ok you got me.