Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)

My First Condom

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 17 back in 1965. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the drug store. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Delores) knew what they were for.

She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, not really.' So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

Apparently I still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door and locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'

So I climbed onto her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done too quickly.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked.. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

That's when she beat the crap out of me....

Women have always been hard for me to figure out..

Steve700

A much better use for a condom.

Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)

Ha, Ha, Very Good... Don D.

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Richard Rowland

Ohh, if I could be fifteen again, knowing what I know now. On second thought, with all the sexual harassment nonsense presently the focus...

Loki Loc: Georgia

Along with a new necktie. This one doesn't hold down the foreskin.

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

Whose????

Loki Loc: Georgia

Obama; I didn't see any other d*ckheads.

Betta

HELP! I was laughing so hard i wrenched my back! Can't stop laughing😁

"KAPOW" Too funny!

pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ

pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ

At 17 I joined the Army. At 18 I was stationed close to Bordeaux France. One day on pass I was strolling down a busy looking street and was silicated by a lady of the street. Twenty minutes and eight dollars later was my first. Lucky for me it was the end of the month and got serviced for the eight bucks. Had it been the first of the month It would have been more. In France to be a 'hooker' you had to pass your thirty day "MSI" inspection.( monthly Snapper inspection)

Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)

"Snapper" Haven't Heard That Term In Decades, Funny, Made Me Smile... Don D.


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pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ

The inspection part was right. eliminate the 'snapper' part Back then we called it a whole lot of things " snatch" "peehole"etc. In Germany being more $$ minded they often used the term 'depository'.I had non-drinking married personal purchase Booze and Cigs for me with their Quarter-master cards, Once a week I loaded my 49 Opel Kaptain and drove down 'Goodman'Strauser where all the hookers were, and you can guess the rest.with Christmas here I send my greetings.

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