Kevyn wrote:
1. Explain how you are boycotting the NFL as a protest against police brutality and the NFL's "blackballing" of Colin Kaepernick.
1(a) Explain how police brutality is a minuscule problem and the NFL has no responsibility for it.
Kevyn wrote:
2. When saying grace remember to pray for the indigenous Americans slaughtered by the invading pilgrims.
2(a) Pray for the souls of all those who have gone before us.
Kevyn wrote:
3. Praise Robert Muellers investigation into the hijacking of our election by our Russian adversaries.
3(a) Observe how Mueller's investigation is finding no evidence to show the Russian government interfered with the 2016 election.
Kevyn wrote:
4. Explain what everyone should do to mitigate the destructive effects of manmade climate change.
4(a) Observe how the climate 'science' community has graduated from predicting an impending ice age (1970s) to warning of global heating (1990s) and finally to describing a nondescript 'climate change'. All in the space of forty years.
Kevyn wrote:
5. Bring a date of a different race to dinner.
5(a)(If male) Bring a nice girl to dinner who is smart, witty and just the prettiest little thang...
5(b)(If female) Bring a gorgeous hunk of a man that won't shy away from meeting a houseful of strangers.
5(c)(If 'confused') Don't bother, you're not allowed to bring your deviant 'friends' anyway.
Kevyn wrote:
6. Call an ambulance for your racist Trump supporting redneck uncle who by now should be turning blue and clutching his chest
6(a) Invite Uncle Cletus to the range after dinner for some target practice and a chance to shoot your new elephant gun.
As for me and mine, we'll have a wonderful meal and enjoy the day with our family. You, on the other hand, will sit alone in your Mom's basement trying to come up with some petty retort to this post. Have a nice day!