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Sep 20, 2017 14:25:13   #
dongreen76
 
Loki wrote:
I wouldn't say that. My gorge is rising from having to reply to you. If you wish to have a conversation, I have a couple of houseplants that are willing to spot you some IQ points to level the playing field.
You meant the lips on one of your crevices,didn't you?cuz` I'm sure you did.

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Sep 20, 2017 14:38:20   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
dongreen76 wrote:
You meant the lips on one of your crevices,didn't you?cuz` I'm sure you did.


I would suggest you place your lips on one particular crevasse, and ease your head right back into your ass. Then keep shoving. You will note I used crevasse rather than crevice. This is due to my insistence on proper nomenclature. Crevice is only applicable to small assholes. That is clearly not the situation you find yourself in.
Buena suerte on your voyage of rectal reconnaissance; or should I say your unlikely anatomical excursion?
Think of all the money you can save on colonoscopies.

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Sep 20, 2017 14:48:20   #
E
 
Oh, give the little cupcakes a break. At least they know what pronoun to use. Wait. Do they? Fact of fiction, wishes or reality.

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Sep 20, 2017 14:53:29   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
E wrote:
Oh, give the little cupcakes a break. At least they know what pronoun to use. Wait. Do they? Fact of fiction, wishes or reality.


Which little cupcake?

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Sep 20, 2017 14:54:37   #
EN Submarine Qualified Loc: Wisconsin East coast
 
E wrote:
Oh, give the little cupcakes a break. At least they know what pronoun to use. Wait. Do they? Fact of fiction, wishes or reality.


Suggest someone is leading them. My guess is they wouldn't know a pronoun from an enema.

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Sep 20, 2017 15:15:20   #
dongreen76
 
Loki wrote:
I would suggest you place your lips on one particular crevasse, and ease your head right back into your ass. Then keep shoving. You will note I used crevasse rather than crevice. This is due to my insistence on proper nomenclature. Crevice is only applicable to small assholes. That is clearly not the situation you find yourself in.
Buena suerte on your voyage of rectal reconnaissance; or should I say your unlikely anatomical excursion?
Think of all the money you can save on colonoscopies.
I would suggest you place your lips on one particu... (show quote)

You're george will aren't you ,all O`dem big words,it's a good thang ,you got sum-in` big.I'm gonna keep tryin`ahh figuh out who you iz` soonuh O` latuh`

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Sep 20, 2017 16:31:55   #
Big dog
 
no propaganda please wrote:
http://www.newschannel5.com/news/national/can-you-pass-the-u-s-citizenship-test-test-yourself-with-the-practice-quiz I wonder how many American citizens under 25 could pass the test


I got 100%. Actually pretty easy.

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Sep 20, 2017 16:36:28   #
4430 Loc: Little Egypt ** Southern Illinory
 
20 / 20 at 72

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Sep 20, 2017 21:25:09   #
Ricktloml
 
Loki wrote:
I read that the average high school senior today graduates with what would have been considered a mediocre 7th or 8th grade education in the early seventies when I graduated. I believe it. These kids are helpless without a calculator. Give one a pen and paper, and ask them to diagram a sentence, extract a simple square root, or even solve a basic geometry problem or convert a decimal to a fraction, or metric to standard, and wait for that "deer in the headlights" look. (Did I say deer? I meant possum.)
I read that the average high school senior today g... (show quote)


Have you had to have a young person make change for you lately, talk about the deer in the head light look. Most businesses' let them know how much change, but I stopped at a church garage sale and the poor child (16-20) was clueless

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Sep 20, 2017 22:00:53   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
dongreen76 wrote:
You're george will aren't you ,all O`dem big words,it's a good thang ,you got sum-in` big.I'm gonna keep tryin`ahh figuh out who you iz` soonuh O` latuh`


Your Uncle Remus needs a lot of work. Perhaps on the rare occasions when you remove your head out of your ass you could smooth over the rough spots.

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Sep 20, 2017 22:02:59   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
EN Submarine Qualified wrote:
Suggest someone is leading them. My guess is they wouldn't know a pronoun from an enema.


Stick one of each up their asses. They'll figure out which is which very quickly.

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Sep 21, 2017 11:55:51   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
Loki wrote:
I couldn't get a test to come up.

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The balance of the test comes up after you've answered the first question. Try again.

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Sep 21, 2017 13:45:43   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
Alicia wrote:
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The balance of the test comes up after you've answered the first question. Try again.


I fixed it. A computer glitch. Thank you for your concern.
I also aced the test.

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Sep 21, 2017 14:15:21   #
GmanTerry
 
Loki wrote:
Originally, voting was restricted to those who had something invested, therefore something to lose; property and business owners. Today, any illiterate dipstick who can fog a mirror and had the good fortune to be born here has the franchise. In many ways, LEGAL immigrants are far more responsible voters and more deserving of the vote than many native born. LEGAL immigrants care enough about this country to go through the bureaucratic song and dance required for citizenship and know more about our government and history than many who were born here.
Originally, voting was restricted to those who had... (show quote)


Loki, it appear that you and I think exactly alike.

Semper Fi

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Sep 21, 2017 20:04:46   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
GmanTerry wrote:
Loki, it appear that you and I think exactly alike.

Semper Fi


Thank you.

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