You may be a redneck if !!!
Mar 25, 2017 11:00:12 #
You're An EXTREME Redneck When...
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, âHey, guys, watch this.â
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wifeâs hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are âGentlemen, start your engines.â
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because thereâs a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, âHey, guys, watch this.â
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wifeâs hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are âGentlemen, start your engines.â
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because thereâs a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Mar 26, 2017 08:35:48 #
Onelostdog wrote:
iiYou're An EXTREME Redneck When... br br br 1. Yo... (show quote)
One:
You might be an EXTREME Redneck if your richest relative calls you to help take the wheels off his "new" 1984 trailer.
Your pickup truck gains value in relation to the number of returnable beer cans in the bed.
Snoopy
Snoopy
Mar 26, 2017 21:44:35 #
Onelostdog wrote:
You're An EXTREME Redneck When... br br br 1. Yo... (show quote)
damn
I din't know I wuz wun
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.