Nutter Loc: Fly Over Zone

After their 11th child, a Kentucky couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Kentucky) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.

‘The Kentuckian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me. ''Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

"1"

"2"

"3"

“4"

"5"

(you'll love this…)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Parts of Georgia, Missouri, West Virginia,

and All of Washington DC …

wuzblynd Loc: thomson georgia

Know why it's so hard to solve a hillbilly murder? The DNA all matches and there are no dental records.......

Nutter Loc: Fly Over Zone

Good one

Snoopy

Nutter:

What has 64 legs and 2 teeth?
















The front row of a Willie Nelson concert in Nashville.

Snoopy

wuzblynd Loc: thomson georgia

What do you call 32 women from west Virginia in one room? A full set of teeth! ( I'm a hillbilly by the way)

badbobby Loc: texas

and Texas
I hope I am forgiven for this one

This guy and his wife had three kids
they decided they didn't want any more
So the guy goes to his doctor and explains
The doctor consults his medical dictionary
He says"Okay ,it says right here that if you got three kids and you don't want any more,you take out his left testicle.We do that".
The guy goes home after the procedure and eleven months later he is back to the doctor and says
"Doc ,you done took my left nut,but we done have another kid"
The doctor consults his medical dictionary and says"Okay,sez right here that man has three kids,don't want no more,you take out his left testicle.If that don't work,then you take out the other testicle.We do that"
After the procedure the guy goes home,but ten months later is back to the doctor and says"Doc,you done took my left nut,and we still had a baby.then you done took my right nut,and we done had another one"
The doctor consults his medical dictionary and says"Okay ,it say right here that if a man has three kids and don't want any more you take out his left testicle.If that don't work you take out his right testicle.And if that don't work-----you done castrated the wrong person"

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Don't work in Misery, I tried it three times. Yuk Yuk Yuk

kankune Loc: Iowa

LMAO....and you're so right about Washington DC!!