Subject: adopt a terrorist !--1g.,b5
Our new Secretary of Defense has a dead-on sense of humour.
"Adopt A Terrorist" -This is BRILLIANT! Makes sense to me.....
I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYONE IN THE PRESIDENT'S CABINET COMPOSING SUCH A BRILLIANT RESPONSE!
Adopt a Terrorist. Too Good to Miss. TRUMP'S Cabinet Members know how to handle complaints. Here is an example:
A liberal female from San Francisco wrote a lot of letters to the U.S. government, complaining about the poor treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in GITMO.
She demanded a response to her letter. She received back the following reply:
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
HONORABLE JAMES "MAD DOG" MATTIS
PENTAGON
WASHINGTON, DC
Dear Concerned Citizen,
Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by American Forces, who were subsequently transferred to the GITMO.
Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here at the Pentagon. You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new department here at the Defense Department to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or L.A.R.K. for short.
In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided, on a trial basis, to divert several terrorists and place them in homes of concerned citizens such as yourself, around the country, under those citizens personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in San Francisco next Monday.
Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud is your detainee, and is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. You will be pleased to know that we will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with your recommendations.
Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome those character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counselling and home schooling, however, we strongly recommend that you hire some assistant caretakers.
Please advise any Jewish friends, neighbors or relatives about your house guest, as he might get agitated or even violent, but we are sure you can reason with him. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless in your opinion, this might offend him.
Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills either in your home or wherever you choose to take him while helping him adjust to life in our country.
Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters except sexually, since he views females as a form of property, thereby having no rights, including refusal of his sexual demands. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him.
You also should know that he has shown violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire. I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of respecting his culture and religious beliefs as described in your letter.
You take good care of Ahmed and remember that we will try to have a counsellor available to help you over any difficulties you encounter while Ahmed is adjusting to American culture.
Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man. Good luck and God bless you.
Cordially,
"Mad Dog" Mattis
Secretary of Defense
thebigp wrote:
Subject: adopt a terrorist !--1g.,b5
Our new Secretary of Defense has a dead-on sense of humour.
"Adopt A Terrorist" -This is BRILLIANT! Makes sense to me.....
I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYONE IN THE PRESIDENT'S CABINET COMPOSING SUCH A BRILLIANT RESPONSE!
Adopt a Terrorist. Too Good to Miss. TRUMP'S Cabinet Members know how to handle complaints. Here is an example:
A liberal female from San Francisco wrote a lot of letters to the U.S. government, complaining about the poor treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in GITMO.
She demanded a response to her letter. She received back the following reply:
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
HONORABLE JAMES "MAD DOG" MATTIS
PENTAGON
WASHINGTON, DC
Dear Concerned Citizen,
Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by American Forces, who were subsequently transferred to the GITMO.
Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here at the Pentagon. You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new department here at the Defense Department to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or L.A.R.K. for short.
In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided, on a trial basis, to divert several terrorists and place them in homes of concerned citizens such as yourself, around the country, under those citizens personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in San Francisco next Monday.
Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud is your detainee, and is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. You will be pleased to know that we will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with your recommendations.
Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome those character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counselling and home schooling, however, we strongly recommend that you hire some assistant caretakers.
Please advise any Jewish friends, neighbors or relatives about your house guest, as he might get agitated or even violent, but we are sure you can reason with him. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless in your opinion, this might offend him.
Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills either in your home or wherever you choose to take him while helping him adjust to life in our country.
Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters except sexually, since he views females as a form of property, thereby having no rights, including refusal of his sexual demands. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him.
You also should know that he has shown violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire. I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of respecting his culture and religious beliefs as described in your letter.
You take good care of Ahmed and remember that we will try to have a counsellor available to help you over any difficulties you encounter while Ahmed is adjusting to American culture.
Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man. Good luck and God bless you.
Cordially,
"Mad Dog" Mattis
Secretary of Defense
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loved it and would like to have seen the expression on her face when she got this letter.
thebigp wrote:
Subject: adopt a terrorist !--1g.,b5
Our new Secretary of Defense has a dead-on sense of humour.
"Adopt A Terrorist" -This is BRILLIANT! Makes sense to me.....
I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYONE IN THE PRESIDENT'S CABINET COMPOSING SUCH A BRILLIANT RESPONSE!
Adopt a Terrorist. Too Good to Miss. TRUMP'S Cabinet Members know how to handle complaints. Here is an example:
A liberal female from San Francisco wrote a lot of letters to the U.S. government, complaining about the poor treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in GITMO.
She demanded a response to her letter. She received back the following reply:
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
HONORABLE JAMES "MAD DOG" MATTIS
PENTAGON
WASHINGTON, DC
Dear Concerned Citizen,
Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by American Forces, who were subsequently transferred to the GITMO.
Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here at the Pentagon. You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new department here at the Defense Department to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or L.A.R.K. for short.
In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided, on a trial basis, to divert several terrorists and place them in homes of concerned citizens such as yourself, around the country, under those citizens personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in San Francisco next Monday.
Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud is your detainee, and is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. You will be pleased to know that we will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with your recommendations.
Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome those character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counselling and home schooling, however, we strongly recommend that you hire some assistant caretakers.
Please advise any Jewish friends, neighbors or relatives about your house guest, as he might get agitated or even violent, but we are sure you can reason with him. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless in your opinion, this might offend him.
Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills either in your home or wherever you choose to take him while helping him adjust to life in our country.
Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters except sexually, since he views females as a form of property, thereby having no rights, including refusal of his sexual demands. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him.
You also should know that he has shown violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire. I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of respecting his culture and religious beliefs as described in your letter.
You take good care of Ahmed and remember that we will try to have a counsellor available to help you over any difficulties you encounter while Ahmed is adjusting to American culture.
Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man. Good luck and God bless you.
Cordially,
"Mad Dog" Mattis
Secretary of Defense
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What a GREAT merciful program, bigp. It seem there are quite a few humanitarians who voted for Hillary - or rather against Mr. Trump, that I bet are lining-up to be the first on THEIR block to "make-a-(D)ifference." It makes me even prouder to be an American, knowing that "tree-huggers," will also be willing to sacrifice a room {or two} in their family homes to bring joy, "peace," understanding and comfort to {radical} Islam, and to set-aside minor misunderstandings and insignificant trivialities to hug {and have all their young daughters hug}, a poor lost soul who may have mislaid-their-way in this oftentimes confusing world. Even just one {or two} of these freedom fighting, possibly slightly misguided al Qaeda, Taliban or ISIS fellow human beings would show-the-world we care. I understand that "Barry" is setting-up some 250 OFA offices in America, and may want to hire some of these wayward folks in some-form of a part-time job to help pay a share of the bighearted families utility and rent/mortgage bills. Isn't that nice. Perhaps it would be a good idea to send our liberal friends some forlorn individuals as sort-of a surprise birthday, graduation or anniversary present. And I had no-idea that "Mad-Dog" Mattis was so - congenial. It almost makes me wish that Hillary was still in government to help mass-(D)istribute those wandering souls to many of the sanctuary cities who would SURLY LOVE at least a few (D)ozen!!! Swell. I do hope President Trump doesn't do something dangerous or unhinged to spoil the warmhearted, rather philanthropic program. All "WE" can do is just put in a good word. Hummmmmmmm. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PRESIDENT "45" DONALD J. TRUMP (R)!!!
thebigp wrote:
Subject: adopt a terrorist !--1g.,b5
Our new Secretary of Defense has a dead-on sense of humour.
"Adopt A Terrorist" -This is BRILLIANT! Makes sense to me.....
I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYONE IN THE PRESIDENT'S CABINET COMPOSING SUCH A BRILLIANT RESPONSE!
Adopt a Terrorist. Too Good to Miss. TRUMP'S Cabinet Members know how to handle complaints. Here is an example:
A liberal female from San Francisco wrote a lot of letters to the U.S. government, complaining about the poor treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in GITMO.
She demanded a response to her letter. She received back the following reply:
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
HONORABLE JAMES "MAD DOG" MATTIS
PENTAGON
WASHINGTON, DC
Dear Concerned Citizen,
Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by American Forces, who were subsequently transferred to the GITMO.
Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here at the Pentagon. You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new department here at the Defense Department to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or L.A.R.K. for short.
In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided, on a trial basis, to divert several terrorists and place them in homes of concerned citizens such as yourself, around the country, under those citizens personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in San Francisco next Monday.
Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud is your detainee, and is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. You will be pleased to know that we will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with your recommendations.
Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome those character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counselling and home schooling, however, we strongly recommend that you hire some assistant caretakers.
Please advise any Jewish friends, neighbors or relatives about your house guest, as he might get agitated or even violent, but we are sure you can reason with him. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless in your opinion, this might offend him.
Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills either in your home or wherever you choose to take him while helping him adjust to life in our country.
Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters except sexually, since he views females as a form of property, thereby having no rights, including refusal of his sexual demands. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him.
You also should know that he has shown violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire. I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of respecting his culture and religious beliefs as described in your letter.
You take good care of Ahmed and remember that we will try to have a counsellor available to help you over any difficulties you encounter while Ahmed is adjusting to American culture.
Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man. Good luck and God bless you.
Cordially,
"Mad Dog" Mattis
Secretary of Defense
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Outstanding ! I would like to nominate PeterS to participate in this program . He loves to quote allah and being a tolerant muzzi he seems to be a good candidate and San Francisco would be a good hunting ground for jihadist looking to have a little fun ..Good luck Pete ..
thebigp wrote:
Subject: adopt a terrorist !--1g.,b5
Our new Secretary of Defense has a dead-on sense of humour.
"Adopt A Terrorist" -This is BRILLIANT! Makes sense to me.....
I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYONE IN THE PRESIDENT'S CABINET COMPOSING SUCH A BRILLIANT RESPONSE!
Adopt a Terrorist. Too Good to Miss. TRUMP'S Cabinet Members know how to handle complaints. Here is an example:
A liberal female from San Francisco wrote a lot of letters to the U.S. government, complaining about the poor treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in GITMO.
She demanded a response to her letter. She received back the following reply:
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
HONORABLE JAMES "MAD DOG" MATTIS
PENTAGON
WASHINGTON, DC
Dear Concerned Citizen,
Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by American Forces, who were subsequently transferred to the GITMO.
Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here at the Pentagon. You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new department here at the Defense Department to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or L.A.R.K. for short.
In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided, on a trial basis, to divert several terrorists and place them in homes of concerned citizens such as yourself, around the country, under those citizens personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in San Francisco next Monday.
Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud is your detainee, and is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. You will be pleased to know that we will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with your recommendations.
Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome those character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counselling and home schooling, however, we strongly recommend that you hire some assistant caretakers.
Please advise any Jewish friends, neighbors or relatives about your house guest, as he might get agitated or even violent, but we are sure you can reason with him. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless in your opinion, this might offend him.
Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills either in your home or wherever you choose to take him while helping him adjust to life in our country.
Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters except sexually, since he views females as a form of property, thereby having no rights, including refusal of his sexual demands. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him.
You also should know that he has shown violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire. I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of respecting his culture and religious beliefs as described in your letter.
You take good care of Ahmed and remember that we will try to have a counsellor available to help you over any difficulties you encounter while Ahmed is adjusting to American culture.
Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man. Good luck and God bless you.
Cordially,
"Mad Dog" Mattis
Secretary of Defense
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So good!!! I'm laughing tears on that one. Also so sad that some people belive they can somehow reason with a terrorist. They will cut off your head and spit down your throat first chance they get. GO MAD DOG!!!!
kankune wrote:
So good!!! I'm laughing tears on that one. Also so sad that some people belive they can somehow reason with a terrorist. They will cut off your head and spit down your throat first chance they get. GO MAD DOG!!!!
It was so good I sent it to all of my email friends.
thebigp wrote:
Subject: adopt a terrorist !--1g.,b5
Our new Secretary of Defense has a dead-on sense of humour.
"Adopt A Terrorist" -This is BRILLIANT! Makes sense to me.....
I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYONE IN THE PRESIDENT'S CABINET COMPOSING SUCH A BRILLIANT RESPONSE!
Adopt a Terrorist. Too Good to Miss. TRUMP'S Cabinet Members know how to handle complaints. Here is an example:
A liberal female from San Francisco wrote a lot of letters to the U.S. government, complaining about the poor treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in GITMO.
She demanded a response to her letter. She received back the following reply:
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
HONORABLE JAMES "MAD DOG" MATTIS
PENTAGON
WASHINGTON, DC
Dear Concerned Citizen,
Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by American Forces, who were subsequently transferred to the GITMO.
Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here at the Pentagon. You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new department here at the Defense Department to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or L.A.R.K. for short.
In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided, on a trial basis, to divert several terrorists and place them in homes of concerned citizens such as yourself, around the country, under those citizens personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in San Francisco next Monday.
Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud is your detainee, and is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. You will be pleased to know that we will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with your recommendations.
Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome those character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counselling and home schooling, however, we strongly recommend that you hire some assistant caretakers.
Please advise any Jewish friends, neighbors or relatives about your house guest, as he might get agitated or even violent, but we are sure you can reason with him. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless in your opinion, this might offend him.
Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills either in your home or wherever you choose to take him while helping him adjust to life in our country.
Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters except sexually, since he views females as a form of property, thereby having no rights, including refusal of his sexual demands. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him.
You also should know that he has shown violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire. I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of respecting his culture and religious beliefs as described in your letter.
You take good care of Ahmed and remember that we will try to have a counsellor available to help you over any difficulties you encounter while Ahmed is adjusting to American culture.
Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man. Good luck and God bless you.
Cordially,
"Mad Dog" Mattis
Secretary of Defense
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😂😂🤗 By far the best I've read from you yet!!! Although the others are not to demise lightly either...
I don't know where you get them but I would love to be added... When the tears stop and I clean up the ice tea now all over the place I'll come and formally Thank You for such a masterful piece!! I will likewise be writing Mad Dog Mattis as well.... Damn I love that man!!!
First off this goes to Ohhh sooo many... Thank You....
That would be a Cold and Windy Day in Hell, before i would adopted a Terrorist. Hell we got them running lose, born and Bred, in our Country Now. Home Grown!1 Terrorists.
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