California Freshman to Cut off Penis if Donald Trump builds wall
Feb 15, 2017 19:58:33 #
Loki wrote:
I STILL like my idea of guillotines and pay-per-view beheadings. We could just modify it to use a very small guillotine.
There is one made for cigars. Ought to be some way to dull it down.
I still.like vice grips.
Feb 15, 2017 20:03:44 #
archie bunker wrote:
Right!! I'm positive I'm a male today cause I wedged a nut getting in the car earlier! 
I HATE when that happens! 
I HATE when that happens! EGADSSSSSSS sorry everyone, just a little family talk going on...lololllol😨😨😲🙃😝😊😭😭
Feb 15, 2017 20:05:32 #
viking747 wrote:
When the wall gets built Seth will be able to tip toe through the tulips. What a nut case and soon to be less than that. Some village is missing it's idiot.
And this carbuncle is a college student? He must major in "foolish posturing with no intent to follow through". 081.
Feb 15, 2017 20:26:16 #
Docadhoc wrote:
There is one made for cigars. Ought to be some way to dull it down.
I still.like vice grips.
I still.like vice grips.
I like that Doc! Kinda like the clampy thingy they put on a newborns umbilical cord, right?
Feb 15, 2017 21:22:18 #
Docadhoc wrote:
There is one made for cigars. Ought to be some way to dull it down.
I still.like vice grips.
I still.like vice grips.
Ohhh come on doc, you're a Dr. There must be some other form of fortuitous fixation or is that a futile endeavor as well????😨😲😂
Feb 15, 2017 22:47:04 #
lindajoy wrote:
Ohhh come on doc, you're a Dr. There must be some other form of fortuitous fixation or is that a futile endeavor as well????😨😲😂
Danged if you didn't just get me to thinkin Linda!!
You know, we used to put rubber bands around the goat's balls until they fell off. Hmmmmm......
In order to be humane, we could do the same with this guy with a catheter so he wouldn't cry about not being able to pee!
We might need a physician's opinion first though...or....heck! Let's test drive it!!
Feb 16, 2017 00:16:46 #
lindajoy wrote:
Ohhh come on doc, you're a Dr. There must be some other form of fortuitous fixation or is that a futile endeavor as well????😨😲😂
Well, there is always the old hog castrator. And isopropyl alcohol just to be safe.
Woo hoo!
Feb 16, 2017 00:22:53 #
archie bunker wrote:
Danged if you didn't just get me to thinkin Linda!... (show quote)
Why the cath??? Let him suffer...lolol
Feb 16, 2017 00:23:55 #
Docadhoc wrote:
Well, there is always the old hog castrator. And isopropyl alcohol just to be safe.
Woo hoo!
Woo hoo!
Ohhh now that's some stinger right there!!!
😂😂😂Feb 16, 2017 00:28:29 #
lindajoy wrote:
Ohhh now that's some stinger right there!!! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂Actually the alcohol is for me in case I get bitten.
Otherwise, a "liberal" amount for the young man, applied strategically, and plenty of room for him to dance.
Feb 16, 2017 00:28:46 #
Feb 16, 2017 02:12:24 #
Zombiefarmer23 wrote:
OK! I just read through 5 pages of postings and there were no jokes about Lorena Bobbit. What the hell is the matter with you people?
You are absolutely correct. An unforgivable oversight on our part. Here you go.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvm-hT62MR8
Feb 16, 2017 07:42:08 #
Trooper745 wrote:
Let's hope that thousands of whacko liberals join ... (show quote)
Wouldn't threatening to maim yourself be grounds for being institutionalized?
Feb 16, 2017 08:31:00 #
Loki wrote:
You are absolutely correct. An unforgivable oversight on our part. Here you go.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvm-hT62MR8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvm-hT62MR8
Thank you! It's 6:00 a.m. and there is coffee all over everything. Extremely funny song.
Feb 16, 2017 10:30:05 #
Trooper745 wrote:
Let's hope that thousands of whacko liberals join ... (show quote)
LOLOL ROFLMAO!!!!
I can HARDLY WAIT for that wall to begin!!!
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