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Telling The Truth As a Kid...
Jan 9, 2017 14:56:08   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
Yup, Some People Can't Handle The Truth!!

"MY FAVORITE ANIMAL"

Our Teacher Asked What My Favorite Animal Was, So I Said "Fried Chicken."

She Said I Wasn't Funny, But She Could Have Been Wrong, The Class Laughed.

I Told The Teacher, My Parents Told Me To Always Tell The Truth, I Did, Fried Chicken Is My Favorite Animal.

I Told My Dad What Happened And He Said My Teacher Was Probably a Member of PETA, He Said They Love Animals Very Much.

I Do Too, Especially Chicken, Pork & Beef.

Anyway, My Teacher Sent Me To The Principal's Office.

I Told Him What Happened, And He Laughed Too. Then He Told Me Not To Do It Again.

The Next Day In Class My Teacher Asked Me What My Favorite 'LIVE' Animal Was.

I Told Her It Was a Chicken, She Asked Me Why. So I Told Her It Was Because You Could Make Them Into Fried Chicken.

She Sent Me Back To The Principle's Office.

He Laughed, And Told Me Not To Do It Again.

I Don't Understand, My Parents taught Me To Be Honest, But My Teacher Doesn't Like It When I Am.

Today, My Teacher Asked Me To Tell Her What Famous Military Person I Admired Most?

I Told Her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess Where The F**k I Am Now...

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Jan 9, 2017 15:04:02   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Yup, Some People Can't Handle The Truth!!

"MY FAVORITE ANIMAL"

Our Teacher Asked What My Favorite Animal Was, So I Said "Fried Chicken."

She Said I Wasn't Funny, But She Could Have Been Wrong, The Class Laughed.

I Told The Teacher, My Parents Told Me To Always Tell The Truth, I Did, Fried Chicken Is My Favorite Animal.

I Told My Dad What Happened And He Said My Teacher Was Probably a Member of PETA, He Said They Love Animals Very Much.

I Do Too, Especially Chicken, Pork & Beef.

Anyway, My Teacher Sent Me To The Principal's Office.

I Told Him What Happened, And He Laughed Too. Then He Told Me Not To Do It Again.

The Next Day In Class My Teacher Asked Me What My Favorite 'LIVE' Animal Was.

I Told Her It Was a Chicken, She Asked Me Why. So I Told Her It Was Because You Could Make Them Into Fried Chicken.

She Sent Me Back To The Principle's Office.

He Laughed, And Told Me Not To Do It Again.

I Don't Understand, My Parents taught Me To Be Honest, But My Teacher Doesn't Like It When I Am.

Today, My Teacher Asked Me To Tell Her What Famous Military Person I Admired Most?

I Told Her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess Where The F**k I Am Now...
Yup, Some People Can't Handle The Truth!! br br &... (show quote)


Being a kid today is really hard work!

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Jan 10, 2017 06:12:00   #
sisboombaa
 
Love your story. True or not there is total truth to the concept.

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