What to say when your wife comes home from work, and asks what you did today.
Are these appropriate responses?
1. I flushed the toilet, and put the seat down.
2. I put on pants.
3. I changed the batteries in the remote.
4. (This might get me in trouble) I rinsed my breakfast plate, and used it for lunch, so that you wouldn't have to wash another when you got home.
5. I wondered what you are making for supper.
I need answers here because my wife will be home in a few hours!! Oh! I did change the toilet paper, and paper towel rolls. Both in the right direction!👍
eagleye13 wrote:
I made the bed.
Shit! Good one! I better do that!
archie bunker wrote:
Are these appropriate responses?
1. I flushed the toilet, and put the seat down.
2. I put on pants.
3. I changed the batteries in the remote.
4. (This might get me in trouble) I rinsed my breakfast plate, and used it for lunch, so that you wouldn't have to wash another when you got home.
5. I wondered what you are making for supper.
I need answers here because my wife will be home in a few hours!! Oh! I did change the toilet paper, and paper towel rolls. Both in the right direction!👍
Are these appropriate responses? br 1. I flushed ... (
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I walked the dog. I watered the plants. I watered the dog. I walked the plants.
Uh, I checked the lottery tickets. I fed the birds. Finished the coffee. I....
Big dog wrote:
I walked the dog. I watered the plants. I watered the dog. I walked the plants.
Uh, I checked the lottery tickets. I fed the birds. Finished the coffee. I....
I'm on a roll now! I turned the coffee maker off, and rotated the beer in the fridge disposing of all of the ones from 2 days ago!
I'm starting to get tired from all of this productivity! Damn, I wonder what's for supper!
archie bunker wrote:
I'm on a roll now! I turned the coffee maker off, and rotated the beer in the fridge disposing of all of the ones from 2 days ago!
I'm starting to get tired from all of this productivity! Damn, I wonder what's for supper!
Uh-oh!😨 She just called! She'll be here in about an hour, and a half, and there is still beer left from yesterday! I gotta get busy!!
I gotta do something!😨
Wait.....I know....I'll push the vacuum back and forth on the carpet, and make lines. Then I'll move some nickety knacks around and make it look like I dusted!👍👍👊👊!!
archie bunker wrote:
Are these appropriate responses?
1. I flushed the toilet, and put the seat down.
2. I put on pants.
3. I changed the batteries in the remote.
4. (This might get me in trouble) I rinsed my breakfast plate, and used it for lunch, so that you wouldn't have to wash another when you got home.
5. I wondered what you are making for supper.
I need answers here because my wife will be home in a few hours!! Oh! I did change the toilet paper, and paper towel rolls. Both in the right direction!👍
Are these appropriate responses? br 1. I flushed ... (
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I killed a snake and two spiders I found in the bathroom. And a rat I found in your closet.
Then I found where they got in and sealed it. You're safe honey.
Docadhoc wrote:
I killed a snake and two spiders I found in the bathroom. And a rat I found in your closet.
Then I found where they got in and sealed it. You're safe honey.
Right on Doc! You are a sly one!👍
archie bunker wrote:
Are these appropriate responses?
1. I flushed the toilet, and put the seat down.
2. I put on pants.
3. I changed the batteries in the remote.
4. (This might get me in trouble) I rinsed my breakfast plate, and used it for lunch, so that you wouldn't have to wash another when you got home.
5. I wondered what you are making for supper.
I need answers here because my wife will be home in a few hours!! Oh! I did change the toilet paper, and paper towel rolls. Both in the right direction!👍
Are these appropriate responses? br 1. I flushed ... (
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Forget all that Archie , just throw something in the microwave , loosen your belt , grab a beer and settle in the easy chair and watch a ballgame , she ain't gonna believe any of that other shit anyway ..
reconreb wrote:
Forget all that Archie , just throw something in the microwave , loosen your belt , grab a beer and settle in the easy chair and watch a ballgame , she ain't gonna believe any of that other shit anyway ..
A realist......I like that!
archie bunker wrote:
A realist......I like that!
Yeah, but at least you get points for trying.
Docadhoc wrote:
Yeah, but at least you get points for trying.
That depends on the wife one has. :-)
I guess Im the ONLY honest person on this site,I didnt do SQUAT today....so there,NOW,I told the truth...
Heck,Im planning on doing NOTHING,for the forseeable future..
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