AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Red Onion Rip Loc: Oklahoma

LMAO, that is a good one, AuntiE!

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

OK, here's one 4 ya:

A blonde walks into a bar looking frustrated. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"
The blonde replies, "Well I've got these two horses and I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."
The bartender suggests, "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"
The blonde says, "That sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it."
A few months later, she returns to the bar in worse condition. "I shaved the tail of one of the horses, but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!"
The bartender says, "Why don't you try shaving the mane?"
A few months later the blonde is back. "I shaved the mane of one of the horses, but it grew back!"
The bartender yells, "Just measure the damn horses. Perhaps one is slightly taller that the other one!" The blonde storms out of the bar.
The next day, the blonde runs into the bar. "It worked, it worked!" she exclaims. "I measured the horses, and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!"

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Bravo. A good one. And a very Merry Christmas to you and yours.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

I showed this to her hoping the entire time that she wouldn't make me drive cross country in order to prove you wrong! Whew!! She went to her purse, and drug this out! They must not have Winnie The Pooh available!😁😁

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

W H A T? No Winnie The Pooh? Get thy derrière in the truck and search for Winnie The Pooh!

archie bunker Loc: Texas

We are out of the vehicles for 3 days!🎅
She is happy with Charlie Brown, I'm happy!💃

I did hear a good joke about the Dairy state, Wisconsin today.

Their motto is...come smell our dairy air!😂😂