pappadeux wrote:
My wife does not drink, nary a drop. Also, she has religion in which created a living hell for me. So in order to please her, I searched for a 'church' that would keep the peace. I finally found one! They only allow drinking on holy days.however, in this church, every day is 'holy day'Wanna know the name of this holy of holy church ? It is called the Church of the holy mackerel, Sound fishy?
You need a new "Old" religion. I suggest you tell your wife you have become a devout Dionysian and you worship Dionysos, who was the Olympian god of wine and festivity. "The oldest representations portray him as a mature, bearded god dressed in heavy robes and holding a thyrsos (pine-cone tipped staff). In the Classical and Hellenstic eras, on the other hand, he was usually depicted as a pretty, effeminate youth holding a bunch of grapes. Sometimes he was shown drunk, leaning heavily on a companion." He was the God of carousers, booze, broads and lots of sex. Here's a picture of him in his younger days.