lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

I decided to walk to the park yesterday, but when I arrived, I was shocked to see me already there, sitting on a bench. How did I get here ahead of myself? I mulled this over for a bit, then decided I'd have to ask me. I sat down next to myself and asked that very question......but got no answer. I know I'm not that rude, so I assumed I simply hadn't heard me, so I asked again... and again got no answer. I acted like I didn't even exist! Who the hell do I think I am anyway!?

I stewed about that for a while and got angrier and angrier by the minute! Finally, my anger got the better of me, and I reached over and slapped myself up beside my head. My only response was to look at my hand with a bewildered look on my face, as though I couldn't figure out what just happened. What the hell is wrong with me!? I cannot get my own attention, not even by whopping myself in the head.

Now, I'm beginning to doubt myself. What if it isn't me that's screwed up - what if it's ME? Maybe, it's not me that's got a screw loose, maybe it's MYSELF! Huh, but how do I tell me that I've got a problem? I've already demonstrated that I'm perfectly capable of ignoring me completely. Well, I figured that's a problem for another day, so I sat there beside myself quietly until it was time to head for home. Wouldn't you know it? I got back before I arrived... and started this argument all over again.

solarkin

God bless you.
You have enough time to talk a walk in the park.
The best person you could ever meet would be yourself.
He must have been waiting for you.
I suppose you were right on time as well.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

popparod Loc: Somewhere else.

That's sort of like a little poem I heard once:

Some say I'm schizophrenic,
But I know that's not true
Because I really like me
And I think I like me too.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

At least a schizophrenic gets answers when they talk to themselves. I'm still acting like I don't exist, and I can't for the life of me figure out what pissed me off.

Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ

Sounds like some liberals I know. That must be how all of the fake news gets around.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

If that were true, we'd never hear it......unless we happen to be the originator of fake news and informed ourselves. It's more than likely that conservatives are the culprit, who can't stand their own thoughts, and MUST share them with others to get them out of their heads. Thoughts scare the bejezuz out of conservatives...which is why they try not to have any. It's much safer to repeat someone else's thoughts and pretend like they're yours.

badbobby Loc: texas

go directly to your shrink
do not pass go

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

BB, I feel certain you could recommend a good-un to Doc...from your past treatments, perhaps?

After all, both Doc & you were in the Navy...just different centuries.

badbobby Loc: texas

at least Slat
he don't need directions on how to get to his shrink,as one of you dastardly Marines would

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Shrinks are of no use to Marines, unless the shrink can man a weapon.

Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ

I thank God that at least I have some thoughts. Seems to me, to be more than what the liberals have to work with.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Me, myself and I have some of the greatest debates...

Good one, major!! Very thought provoking too..

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Lololol, now there's two people that can have multiple conversations going on at the same time!!!!🌈🐇

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I rarely have a disagreement with myself. But, then...I often have to find someone to blame when it all goes wrong.