eagleye13 Loc: Fl

Bird Shit

This is the best analogy yet!


I bought a bird feeder. I hung it
on my back porch and filled it
with seed. What a beauty of
a bird feeder it was, as I filled it
lovingly with seed.
Within a week we had hundreds of birds
taking advantage of the
continuous flow of free and
easily accessible food.
But then the birds started
building nests in the boards
of the patio, above the table,
and next to the barbecue.
Then came the shit. It was
everywhere: on the patio tile,
the chairs, the table ...
everywhere!
Then some of the birds
turned mean. They would
dive bomb me and try to
peck me even though I had
fed them out of my own
pocket.
And others birds were
boisterous and loud. They
sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at
all hours of the day and night
and demanded that I fill it
when it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even
sit on my own back porch
anymore. So I took down the
bird feeder and in three days
the birds were gone. I cleaned
up their mess and took down
the many nests they had built
all over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like
it used to be ..... quiet, serene....
and no one demanding their
rights to a free meal.
Now let's see......
Our government gives out
free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care and free
education, and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic
citizen.
Then the illegals came by the
tens of thousands. Suddenly
our taxes went up to pay for
free services; small apartments
are housing 5 families; you
have to wait 6 hours to be seen
by an emergency room doctor;
Your child's second grade class is
behind other schools because
over half the class doesn't speak
English.
Corn Flakes now come in a
bilingual box; I have to
'press one ' to hear my bank
talk to me in English, and
people waving flags other
than “ours” are
squawking and screaming
in the streets, demanding
more rights and free liberties.
Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
to take down the bird feeder.
If you agree, pass it on; if not,
just continue cleaning up the shit!

Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

Here's a few suggestions:
Illegal's are illegal no matter what country they are from
so this is not racist

Besides "WHOSE COUNTRY IS IT ANYWAY"

1 Stop ALL welfare to ALL illegal's
2 Stop and do not recognize birth right citizenship
3 Stop ALL Sanctuary cities and States & prosecute officials who allow it
4 As illegal's are found through traffic stops, etc, minor crimes deport them,
no excuse and no trial and no court appointed attorney
5 As illegal's are found liquidate all of their possessions and give the money to Border Patrol
6 If illegal's decide to "SELF DEPORT" they can liquidate their assets and take the money with them
7 Fine all employers who hire illegal's
8 Make E-Verify mandatory for ALL employees including Govt. employees, (Obama can't pass E-Verify)
9 Make ALL Drivers Licenses to illegal's invalid, no matter what state issued them
10 No Muslims Allowed
11 No Muslims Allowed
12 No Muslims Allowed

MarvinSussman

Hire people to fix the 60,000 bridges and 60,000 dams that need fixing and everybody will have jobs and homes and food and clothing. Vote for those who spend on infrastructure, not those who cut out food stamps for children.

thinksense

Great idea Marv....Only one problem.....Where is the money to pay those who work on the bridges and dams, etc. going to come from? Your pocket? ...Oh, from every one elses pocket..I get you. Good thinking.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

You mean the one's who spend nearly a trillion dollars for shovel ready jobs that turn out to be not so shovel ready?

Docadhoc Loc: Elsewhere

If people had jobs they wouldn't need food stamps.

pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ

Long, long, and windy, As for myself I confess to feeding the 'Birds' as it sure beats the human parasitic moochers the feed off the regular folks earnings and the Shit all over us tax payers. At least the bird poop makes good fertilizer for your flower garden.

Sons of Liberty Loc: look behind you!

I don't have a problem at all helping our own people...to an extent. If they get to much they tend to get fat and lazy.
I do not however, think we should be doing a damn thing for illegal immigrants. Those wanting to assimilate to our cultures and way of life are welcome as far as I'm concerned as long as they do it legally, but those wishing to change the US into what the hell they just ran from ain't going to cut it with me.

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

"I confess to feeding the 'Birds' as it sure beats the human parasitic moochers the feed off the regular folks earnings and the Shit all over us tax payers. At least the bird poop makes good fertilizer for your flower garden." - pappa
Birds okay!
Bird brains are not okay.
They spread manure, where it does not belong, and we have to clean up after them.

Big dog

Keep America American.

Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ

There are many people that would take the welfare then have to go to work. Any person that is able bodied should be given welfare for a short time of about 4 weeks then no more welfare will be given to that individual. Now there are families of two and three generations that are on welfare.

Big dog

Put up your bird feeder next to your least favorite neighbour. Better, over his pool.

Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

Do away with Food Stamps, SNAP and EBT cards and give away food commodities like they used to: flour, corn meal, dry milk, dry beans, rice, cheese, stuff known as "food staples" or basics.. People used to make sure they had these kinds of food on hand, they would have to learn how to cook to use these foods but if they are not working then they should have time to do that. This would eliminate $billions of dollars worth of fraud.

Big dog

Feed the birds, in southern Mexico, let's them shit down there.
Any illegal aliens caught committing a felony in the USA should be shot and tossed over the wall .

Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ

Great thought. I believe this would stop a lot of the fraud in this system.