eagleye13 Loc: Fl

Choosing a Wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.


The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much..


Again, the man is impressed.


The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.


Obviously, the man was impressed.


The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.


Then he married the one with the biggest tits.


Men are like that, you know.


And on another note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

bggamers Loc: georgia

padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al

Ouch, ouch, ouch! What fool ever said, "The truth don't hurt?"

pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ

In all my eighty years, I have had all kinds of women, and nary one had 'big tits' Now that I think about it, they didn't have much of any thing , except the last one of which I have now.

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

I have to be honest; really honest! They are all nice. Soooooooooo nice.

pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ

Eagleye You must have a heart of gold. however, you must be careful that it's not "fools gold"

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

"Eagleye You must have a heart of gold. however, you must be careful that it's not "fools gold" - pappa

Are you talking about silicone pappa?
They have to be natural sweat glands

pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ

You have a point there! I once heard of a guy who was so F----- up and ugly that he could not find a woman no matter what. One day he spotted an ad in a porn magazine (where else) The ad implied that you can buy a rubber (silicone) life size doll. Well this poor sap got all excited and ordered the "life size" doll pronto. About a week later comes this 12" by 12" package in the mail, With instructions to blow or pump it up. Now this doll even had the proper female equipment. To his joy, he pumped and pumped until she was full solid with a soft feminine touch. So after a few drinks, he started to make his move. So what happened next? She turned him down !

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

"You have a point there! I once heard of a guy who was so F----- up and ugly that he could not find a woman no matter what."
Might have been a George Soros look alike.

Mikeyavelli

Nah, giorgi and obama are butt buddies.

Sons of Liberty Loc: look behind you!

That's just about right, but 60+ year old big ones ain't as much fun as 30- ones were.

boatbob2

I had a girlfriend,( 16 years old,Fort Benning Ga,1961) who had the most beautiful breasts,ive ever seen (and Ive seen MANY ,,MANY) She didnt have as many morals,as an old alley cat,but,she had those breasts,and a mouth to go with them,I swear,she would bang a lamp post,if she thought it would get her off, using those breasts,got her 6 kids,from 6 different husbands, and 6 different divorces, but,WOW,what a set of breasts, you ( anybody) could take off her bra,and her nipples would raise a inch..hell,she couldnt spell morals,or faithful..........

padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al

Bob, sometimes it's best not to discuss someone else's morals.

Mikeyavelli

I have brilliant friends to talk to, like you, so the physical qualities in a woman are all I need, the rest is a bonus.

pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ

morality is like geography You just gotta be in the right place at the right time.