Squiddiddler Loc: Phoenix

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes.

As the train rolled out of the station, the young woman sitting next to him pulled
out her cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:

"Hi sweetheart. It's Sue. I'm on the train". "Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not
the four thirty, but I had a long meeting".

"No, honey, not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss".

"No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life". "Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart!"
Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly.

When the man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over and said into the phone,
"Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed."

Sue doesn't use her cell phone in public any longer.

kenvrla Loc: East Tx Piney Woods

Nice one....

badbobby Loc: texas

goodun Squid
if you don't mind
I'll add this one

Cowboy gets on train
cow dung on his boots
sits next to dowager
dowager sniffs and says"ooh what an odor"
cowboy sniffs and says"yes maam,damn conductor nust've farted"
dowager says"Young man,I didn't get on this train to be insulted"
cow boy said"Me neither Maam,if he does it again,we will both get off"