RETW Loc: Washington

A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer
"No, they went to town."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" 

"No, he went with Mom and Dad."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."

"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant!".

The boy thought for a moment, then said, "You'll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $50 for the bulls and $15 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."

RETW

bggamers Loc: georgia

Y360AZ

I like that one.

boatbob2

and then there the guy,that ran home,told his wife,take off your clothes,sit at the kitchen table, put your feet on the table,but far apart,he looked,said,YEP,all my buddies said " you looked like an EDSEL" The funeral will be held on Thursday.