Motorcycle Inventor Goes to Heaven
Mar 7, 2017 08:30:27 #
The inventor of Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, 'I want to hang out with God.'
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?'
Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'
God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'
Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'
God said, 'Ah, yes.'
'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention! For example,
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!
'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'
God went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, 'I want to hang out with God.'
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?'
Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'
God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'
Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'
God said, 'Ah, yes.'
'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention! For example,
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!
'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'
God went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'.
Mar 7, 2017 08:55:53 #
pafret wrote:
The inventor of Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur... (show quote)
If Adam was given a Harley instead of Eve, he'd still be living happily in the Garden of Eden and I wouldn't be here... So, I vote for Women over Harley-Davidsons!!!
Mar 7, 2017 09:32:45 #
JimMe wrote:
If Adam was given a Harley instead of Eve, he'd still be living happily in the Garden of Eden and I wouldn't be here... So, I vote for Women over Harley-Davidsons!!!
Good point Jim. I do love my Harley but I also love my bitchin Babe who rides on the back with me, I loved her way before I ever got myself a Harley. My Babe loves my Harles too.
Semper Fidelis
Mar 8, 2017 09:29:05 #
Mar 8, 2017 11:09:25 #
Hey opp people just got back from having pneumonia with his heart surgery but waybig I've been riding Harleys and I was 16 I have been on a quest for years I love my Harley all of them but I have been looking for the right woman I want her to suck start a Harley and kick start a vibrator. Just some old school satire humor there good to be back thank you
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