Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

Not sure if this has been around before but I got a laugh out it.

TWIN IRISH SISTER CELEBRATE.


Twin sisters in a Limerick Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old.


The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well.


Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.The deaf sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other.


Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman.


Again, WHAT DID HE SAY?"


HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE."


So they wiggled up close to each other.


Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus to get it a little clearer," said the photographer.


Yet again, WHAT DID HE SAY?"


HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"


With a big grin, the deaf twin shouted out, "OH LARD JESUS! BOTH OF US????

reconreb Loc: America / Inglis Fla.

jer48 Loc: perris ca

funny stuff

boatbob2

The way I heard it ,LLOONNGG time ago,was 2 colored ladies went to the old time photographer to have their pictures taken,he sat them down in the chair,got them all gussied up,went over to his old time camera,put his eye down to the lens,and flipped the black cloth over his head to block out the light,the one Lady turned to the other and said " whats he gwine to do?" the second lady said " he gwine to focus" first lady said " BOFUS". Drum roll please !!!!!!

bggamers Loc: georgia

those accents can get you in trouble even when you can hear

boatbob2

It was a black lady,that told that to me,and that was her accent.