Holy Prostitutes...
Feb 15, 2017 17:29:15 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Another Oldie & Goodie... Don D.
HOLY PROSTITUTES !!!!
A young man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye... It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another sign which ads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs may be for real and soon drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell.
The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....'
'Very well my son. Please follow me.'
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.
The nun stops at a closed door and tells the young man, "Please knock on this door." He does so and another nun in a long habit holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun says, "Please place $100 in the cup - then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER!
HOLY PROSTITUTES !!!!
A young man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye... It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another sign which ads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs may be for real and soon drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell.
The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....'
'Very well my son. Please follow me.'
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.
The nun stops at a closed door and tells the young man, "Please knock on this door." He does so and another nun in a long habit holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun says, "Please place $100 in the cup - then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER!
Feb 16, 2017 08:44:18 #
Been on this site before ! You may have missed it, Give us something new !
Feb 16, 2017 09:36:25 #
Feb 16, 2017 10:52:57 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
I can only give what I get, hint, if you've seen it before delete button, ha... Don D. 
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pappadeux wrote:
Been on this site before ! You may have missed it, Give us something new !
Feb 16, 2017 12:11:02 #
Feb 16, 2017 15:54:22 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
I can only give what I get, hint, if you've seen it before delete button, ha... Don D.
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don't mean we cain't laff at it agin
thanks Don
Feb 16, 2017 18:34:29 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Another Oldie & Goodie... Don D. br br HOLY P... (show quote)
I'v never seen this one thanks for the laugh
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