Cool Breeze

Right on time for Valentine's Day!

There was once a Deacon who was having an affair with the Preacher's Wife. A member of the church informed the Preacher that everytime the Deacon left early from one of his sermons he was going to see the Preacher's Wife. The next Sunday as the Preacher started his sermon the Deacon proceeded to leave the Church. After the Deacon was out of sight the Preacher rushed to his car and drove home. There was a knock on the Door!

Deacon: (knocking on the door)

Preacher's Wife: Who is it?

Deacon: It's me. Open the Door!

Preacher: Don't you open that door! Tell that nigger you're sick!

Preacher's Wife: I can't I'm sick!

Deacon: Well just stick your lips out the door for I can give you a big kiss. Then I will leave.

Preacher: Don't you stick your lips out of that door. I want you to stick your behind out there. The Preacher's Wife stuck her butt out the door and the Deacon closed his eyes and gave her a big kiss!

Deacon: Damn Girl you must be sick! Your lips are swollen and your breath smells just like Shit!

Steve700

That IS Sick

And quite offensive to the average Christian. They don't need that kink of mental imagery in their head. So here is one for you to kiss!

Cool Breeze

It was a Christian who told me that joke!

reconreb Loc: America / Inglis Fla.

Nasty ,, but

Steve700

Most people who claim to be a Christian do not qualify as a SAVED Christian. I might tell a joke of equal vulgarity and I am a Christian, but many Christians won't and some here castigate me as being too crude and vile to be a Christian. However I do not see the evidence of Jesus in their attitude to where I need to worry about what they think. There is no commandment to not use foul language(and I find them useful for emphasis when needed), only to not take God's name in vain. And no man is perfect, nor expected to be. Actually being saved comes from belief, accepting Jesus and asking him to come into your life, remorse, repentance, and a firm resolution to do a better job following Christ and his example.

Here is a nice joke for you. What do you call a woman from Harlem, Compton or Watts that has had seven abortions ???????????? ------------------- A Crime Fighter.

pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ

That's telling the "bastard" ( Patton's favorite word)

Cool Breeze

Poor Baby! His widdle feelings got hoited!

BigJim

Joke's been around since 1386, slightly modified from the Canterbury Tales's Miller's Tale.

Cool Breeze

Have you talked with your mother lately? Give her a call will ya?

badbobby Loc: texas

that attempt at humor
fell flat
it was an attempt though
I'll give you credit for that
beats your usual rants