Loki Loc: Georgia

Today is the 14th of February. I would like to take this opportunity to express my fervent hope that you thoroughly enjoy your VD.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Loki, I suspected you were a hopeless romantic. Your wife must be the luckiest woman in the world...next to the Sgt. Major, that is.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

OOPS and I thought Valentines Day was next Tuesday. Boy is SWMBO going to be upset!!!

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Wow, NPP. You need to read my latest thread...just posted, 'The lighter side of old age.'

BTW, my friend...notice Loki wrote "VD," instead of Valentine's Day. Rather than a misspeak, I believe it is a slap at at all his liberal hobbit dancer acquaintances.

Is SWMBO a vengeful woman

cesspool jones Loc: atlanta

VD...I like that

kankune Loc: Iowa

You're bad, Loki. Love it!!!

THUNDERBOLT

You think that's bad.
I submitted this to the Viagra promo people.
They thought it was really funny but declined to
use my idea to market their product.
Oh well, I gave it a shot.
ThunderBolt

kankune Loc: Iowa

Gosh u guys make me chuckle. Good oooooone!

PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco

And happy VD to you as well, my friend 😈
I called Arthur Murray studios to enquire about lessons and found they do not teach hobbit dance. Darn, and here I am being liberal AND have hairy feet!😝💖😜

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Actually, I did not forget. She has been having back trouble and complaining that she could not do much housework because of it. My back is not functioning well either (old age is a bitch) So I found a group that would clean house and they are busy doing that right now and SWMBO and I are going out to dinner shortly. Had to get out of their way anyhow.

Loki Loc: Georgia

I suppose that you will just have to put up with conservative white males a while longer, then; along with a shortage of unicorn farts, rainbow flavors of tofu and all those other goodies that simply will not come to fruition absent the Hobbit Dance.

I thought I explained that the purpose of Hobbit Dancing was to facilitate the appearance of Hobbits. Hairy feet among humans will then become as redundant as your appendix. You are supposed to dance the Hobbits into existence, NOT become one yourself. Especially from the ground up.

I trust this little miniature treatise on the finer points of Hobbit Dancing has cleared up any misconceptions that might have lain nascent in your understanding. Perhaps if you directed your inquiries to a more appropriate facility, such as Bilbo Baggins School of Boogie Woogie Ballroom Dancing.

Have a nice Valentine's Day. Speaking of VD, I went to the pharmacy and picked up a box of condoms, (remember "sold for the prevention of dieases only?") and asked the pharmacist, who is a friend of mine, to direct me to the fitting room. I thought she was going to expire from laughter. I love it when smartass works.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco