Pope on Vacation
Feb 12, 2017 20:03:15 #
Nutter
Loc: Fly Over Zone
The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged
mountains of Alaska. He was driving along near a campground when he heard
a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless
*Democrat* wearing shorts, sandals, a '*Vote for Hillary'* hat and a
'*Save the Trees*' shirt. The man was screaming and struggling
frantically, thrashing all about trying to free himself from the grasp of
a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of *Republican* loggers wearing
*Go Trump* shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum
slug right into the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the
semiconscious *Democrat* from the bear's grasp.
Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two
of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck
while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him. "I
give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly
proclaimed. "I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican
loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my
own eyes that this is not true.
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who was that guy?
"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct
contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he don't
know squat about bear hunting. By the way, is the bait still alive or do
we need to go back to California and get another one?
mountains of Alaska. He was driving along near a campground when he heard
a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless
*Democrat* wearing shorts, sandals, a '*Vote for Hillary'* hat and a
'*Save the Trees*' shirt. The man was screaming and struggling
frantically, thrashing all about trying to free himself from the grasp of
a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of *Republican* loggers wearing
*Go Trump* shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum
slug right into the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the
semiconscious *Democrat* from the bear's grasp.
Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two
of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck
while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him. "I
give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly
proclaimed. "I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican
loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my
own eyes that this is not true.
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who was that guy?
"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct
contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom.
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he don't
know squat about bear hunting. By the way, is the bait still alive or do
we need to go back to California and get another one?
Feb 12, 2017 20:24:00 #
Nutter wrote:
The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit ... (show quote)
That was good, Nutter. lmao.....
Feb 13, 2017 08:52:13 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Nutter wrote:
The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit ... (show quote)
Great way to hunt bear. Can we mark off an area with signs saying "safe space" so that the snowflakes have a place to be? They would make great bait for the coyotes which are way to plentiful in these parts.
Feb 13, 2017 09:44:42 #
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Feb 13, 2017 19:52:36 #
kankune wrote:
That was good, Nutter. lmao.....
kinda like the rednecks draggin a black man behind their air boat in the Florida swamp--
oops "racial"joke
sorry
anyhow
the pope new absolutely nuthin bout aligator huntin
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