pafret Loc: Northeast

The sharing of marriage...

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'

She answered --










'THE TEETH.'

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

(Drumroll, Please!)

ROFISLMFAO!

badbobby Loc: texas

Oh,my gawd

Quakerwidow Loc: Chestertown, MD

old, old, old

badbobby Loc: texas

thats okay
it prolly ain't as old as I am

Sons of Liberty Loc: look behind you!

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Me To, may take me all night to stop laugh laughing

popparod Loc: Somewhere else.

Along those same lines:

A reporter friend of mine arrived at the house of a 101 year old man to do a story
On the things he had experienced in his long life and recounted experience after experience
Enthusiastically. During the conversation the old man kept offering the reporter some peanuts that
were in a bowl that sat on the table. At the end of the interview the reporter apologized for eating almost
all of the peanuts and offered the old man some.
The old man said "Oh, that's ok, I can't eat em anyway, I ain't got no teeth, I just sucks the chocolate off of em."

pafret Loc: Northeast

Yuuuck!

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

billy a Loc: South Florida

So wrong,so wrong.....
Billy A

Big dog

THAT'S a good one.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

🍽🍻🍾 too cute!!!

badbobby Loc: texas

ain't nuthin like sharin

Alicia Loc: NYC

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One of the best!