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Feb 11, 2017 17:18:07   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
OK You Marines! Listen Up!

"U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine" Naval Corollary; Dead men don't testify.

"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? ..... A little Recoil"

"Marines -- Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"*

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- USN Gun Fire Support"

"Do draft dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"

"My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"

"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.*

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem." - Ronald Reagan

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Feb 11, 2017 17:23:33   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
Three traveling salesmen break down in front of a fruit farm and ask to spend the night.

The farmer says, “Yes, but you may not speak to my daughter, or you will face the consequences.” The three men agree.

Of course, none of them can resist talking with the gregarious daughter, and the farmer is incensed. He forces the three men to go out to the fields and pick 10 pieces of fruit they like.

The first guy comes back with grapes. The farmer holds his shotgun on him and says, “OK, start shoving them up your ass.” The man does it.

The second guy comes back with cherries, and the farmer tell him to do the same thing, whereupon the second man bursts out laughing.

The farmer says, “What’s so funny?”

Between giggles, the second guy says, “Well, George’ll be back in a minute. See, he’s picking watermelons.”

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Feb 11, 2017 17:28:23   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
Change your course now!

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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Feb 11, 2017 17:51:08   #
Noraa Loc: Kansas
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
OK You Marines! Listen Up!

"U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine" Naval Corollary; Dead men don't testify.

"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? ..... A little Recoil"

"Marines -- Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"*

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- USN Gun Fire Support"

"Do draft dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"

"My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"

"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.*

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem." - Ronald Reagan
b OK You Marines! Listen Up! /b br br "U.... (show quote)


Larry! I absolutely love this even though I served in the Air Force!!

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Feb 11, 2017 17:51:40   #
Noraa Loc: Kansas
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
Change your course now!

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
b Change your course now! /b br br This is the ... (show quote)


Thanks for making me spit out my wine.

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Feb 11, 2017 17:52:24   #
Noraa Loc: Kansas
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
Three traveling salesmen break down in front of a fruit farm and ask to spend the night.

The farmer says, “Yes, but you may not speak to my daughter, or you will face the consequences.” The three men agree.

Of course, none of them can resist talking with the gregarious daughter, and the farmer is incensed. He forces the three men to go out to the fields and pick 10 pieces of fruit they like.

The first guy comes back with grapes. The farmer holds his shotgun on him and says, “OK, start shoving them up your ass.” The man does it.

The second guy comes back with cherries, and the farmer tell him to do the same thing, whereupon the second man bursts out laughing.

The farmer says, “What’s so funny?”

Between giggles, the second guy says, “Well, George’ll be back in a minute. See, he’s picking watermelons.”
Three traveling salesmen break down in front of a ... (show quote)


Heard this before but still funny.

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Feb 11, 2017 18:13:48   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
Noraa wrote:
Larry! I absolutely love this even though I served in the Air Force!!


OK. Air Force jokes next week.

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Feb 11, 2017 18:14:30   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
Noraa wrote:
Thanks for making me spit out my wine.


PC or laptop?

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Feb 11, 2017 18:24:46   #
Trooper745 Loc: Carolina
 
Noraa wrote:
Larry! I absolutely love this even though I served in the Air Force!!


Just for you....

What is the ideal cockpit crew?
A pilot and a dog.
The pilot is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to touch anything.

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Feb 11, 2017 18:41:58   #
Sons of Liberty Loc: look behind you!
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
Change your course now!

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
b Change your course now! /b br br This is the ... (show quote)


rotflmao

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Feb 11, 2017 21:48:24   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
Trooper745 wrote:
Just for you....

What is the ideal cockpit crew?
A pilot and a dog.
The pilot is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to touch anything.


Sweet! Snagged it!

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Feb 12, 2017 13:41:34   #
THUNDERBOLT
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
OK. Air Force jokes next week.


Here is a start,
ThunderBolt



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Feb 12, 2017 15:14:44   #
Noraa Loc: Kansas
 
THUNDERBOLT wrote:
Here is a start,
ThunderBolt



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Feb 12, 2017 15:15:47   #
Noraa Loc: Kansas
 
Trooper745 wrote:
Just for you....

What is the ideal cockpit crew?
A pilot and a dog.
The pilot is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to touch anything.


You forgot the cat who is the only one qualified to fly!

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Feb 12, 2017 16:32:59   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
Noraa wrote:
You forgot the cat who is the only one qualified to fly!


And the squirrel! You can't leave the squirrel out!

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