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Out of the Mouths of Babes
Feb 10, 2017 15:50:27   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
While the priest was presenting a children's sermon before the whole congregation.
He asked the children if they knew anything about the Resurrection.

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time,
asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand.

The priest called on him and the boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection
that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.

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Feb 10, 2017 16:10:43   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
pafret wrote:
While the priest was presenting a children's sermon before the whole congregation.
He asked the children if they knew anything about the Resurrection.

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time,
asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand.

The priest called on him and the boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection
that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.
While the priest was presenting a children's sermo... (show quote)


Yep, the 12 apostrophe's had the same problem.

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Feb 11, 2017 12:18:24   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
pafret wrote:
While the priest was presenting a children's sermon before the whole congregation.
He asked the children if they knew anything about the Resurrection.

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time,
asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand.

The priest called on him and the boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection
that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.
While the priest was presenting a children's sermo... (show quote)


them resurrections are bad


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