Learning To Cuss...
Feb 8, 2017 19:49:43 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
#%^*+ LEARNING TO CUSS !@&^#
The instructions are to pass this along only if you laugh and I did. Enjoy!!
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.
The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues,"When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
Ha, ha, ha, whack!!! Don D.
PASS THIS ON ONLY IF YOU LAUGHED!
The instructions are to pass this along only if you laugh and I did. Enjoy!!
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.
The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues,"When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
Ha, ha, ha, whack!!! Don D.
PASS THIS ON ONLY IF YOU LAUGHED!
Feb 8, 2017 19:58:55 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
#%^*+ LEARNING TO CUSS !@&^# br br The instru... (show quote)
Oh my goodness Big D....good one. Lmao...do I dare say that. lol. I'm passing that one around. Thx
Feb 9, 2017 19:11:48 #
Heard it before and still couldn't help but laugh. I can see my Grandkids doing something like that. In fact I'm to set them up this weekend. I'm still chuckling. Thanks Don. Mike
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
#%^*+ LEARNING TO CUSS !@&^# br br The instru... (show quote)
Feb 9, 2017 19:14:17 #
Don, forgot to add, my daughter would know who instigated it and I be rolling across the floor. LOL. Mike
teabag09 wrote:
Heard it before and still couldn't help but laugh. I can see my Grandkids doing something like that. In fact I'm to set them up this weekend. I'm still chuckling. Thanks Don. Mike
Feb 9, 2017 19:29:14 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
... Don D.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
teabag09 wrote:
Don, forgot to add, my daughter would know who instigated it and I be rolling across the floor. LOL. Mike
Feb 10, 2017 00:02:12 #
jer48
Loc: perris ca
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
#%^*+ LEARNING TO CUSS !@&^# br br The instru... (show quote)
that was funny still laughing
Feb 10, 2017 01:35:23 #
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