badbobby Loc: texas

son to dad---"I'm considering a career in organized crime"
dad to son---"Government or private sector?"


Poppa Gringo's four moods
"I'm too old for this shit"
"I'm too tired for this shit"
"I'm too sober for this shit"
"Idon't have time for this shit"


Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your purse or wallet
were once stuffed in a strippers butt crack?
If not,I bet you are now.


Doctor to patient---"has there ever been insanity in your family?"
patient to Doctor---"Yes,my mother-in-law is a Democrat,and my husband thinks he's the boss

(posted this before,but I really want to share it with the ones who didn't see it)


A Japanese couple arguing about erotic sex
Husband---"Sukitaki,mogitaka"!!
Wife---"Kawanima,Mowi,Janaika"!!
Husband---"Taka raganogi,akou"!!
Wife---"(begging now)Mini kakanina tinka"!!
Husband (angrily)"Namiau,Kiji tincuiji"!!!

Why are you trying to understand this?
you don't speak Japanese.
You would try to read anything,as long as it's about sex
I really worry about you



here is a great poem
I love reading this great poem about winter
It is extremely well written,and just beautiful
here it is

"Dammit to Hell,it's colder than a well diggers ass"
(anon)


I hear that by the law,you have to turn on your head lights when it's raining in Sweden.
How in Hell am I to know if it's raining in Sweden?


I keep hearing about "Blue Tooth"
Any one know a good way a good way to prevent it?

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Lololllol!! Gosh dang perfect!! Love them all!!!!

badbobby Loc: texas

guess just you and I thought so
but as long as you say they are ok
that's enuff