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Subject:Two Diaries ( Joke )
Feb 6, 2017 19:11:11   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
Wife’s Diary
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.

I asked him what was wrong; He said, "nothing."

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.

He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him.

He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. We had sex , he fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

Husband's Diary:

A two-foot putt.. Who the hell misses a two-foot putt?

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Feb 6, 2017 20:46:42   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
And Then There Are Golfers... Don D.

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missinglink wrote:
Wife’s Diary
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.

I asked him what was wrong; He said, "nothing."

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.

He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him.

He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. We had sex , he fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

Husband's Diary:

A two-foot putt.. Who the hell misses a two-foot putt?
Wife’s Diary br Tonight, I thought my husband was ... (show quote)

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Feb 6, 2017 23:19:58   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
missinglink wrote:
Wife’s Diary
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.

I asked him what was wrong; He said, "nothing."

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.

He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him.

He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. We had sex , he fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

Husband's Diary:

A two-foot putt.. Who the hell misses a two-foot putt?
Wife’s Diary br Tonight, I thought my husband was ... (show quote)


I've had many it's why it's always understood I'm two under anyone when we come in..I am an excellent chipper too..I never miss it...

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Feb 7, 2017 13:06:34   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
lindajoy wrote:
I've had many it's why it's always understood I'm two under anyone when we come in..I am an excellent chipper too..I never miss it...


I've always said that the ladies have the perfect build , timing and coordination for the game . If you've
never golfed just look to any dance floor and see who has the best natural body turn and timing .
It is said often by announcers calling mens tournaments " What a pretty swing ".

Going back to dancing . Men know how to keep their feet at shoulders width and planted better then you ladies.
Am i right or am I right !!

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Feb 7, 2017 13:31:37   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
missinglink wrote:
I've always said that the ladies have the perfect build , timing and coordination for the game . If you've
never golfed just look to any dance floor and see who has the best natural body turn and timing .
It is said often by announcers calling mens tournaments " What a pretty swing ".

Going back to dancing . Men know how to keep their feet at shoulders width and planted better then you ladies.
Am i right or am I right !!


Lololol, yes, you be right!! But I'd have ya dancer all lol over that floor... A little samba, merangua, salza, belly dancing talk about learning muscle control!! and welll

To get you started~~

http://youtu.be/HRkNfdlm5Qs

This is the best over all exercise class you can take..

http://youtu.be/HDLLXUaqZxg

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Feb 7, 2017 13:53:01   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
I don't know about the rest but Belly Dancing , heck ya ! I got me one ah them . A biggin !

lindajoy wrote:
Lololol, yes, you be right!! But I'd have ya dancer all lol over that floor... A little samba, merangua, salza, belly dancing talk about learning muscle control!! and welll

To get you started~~

http://youtu.be/HRkNfdlm5Qs

This is the best over all exercise class you can take..

http://youtu.be/HDLLXUaqZxg

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Feb 7, 2017 14:53:51   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
missinglink wrote:
I don't know about the rest but Belly Dancing , heck ya ! I got me one ah them . A biggin !


Then we need to start with three lessons a week until you hit 5 and watch that tummy roll smaller and smaller and your arms tighten right up as every move is muscle control....great breathing exercises too...

You can do it!! And it feels wonderful too..Very graceful, as that's what your graded on when performing to different moves...

Here's a beginners course... 3 times a week, then we'll graduate you....

http://youtu.be/Z8qYYyKkFyg

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Feb 7, 2017 14:58:09   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
missinglink wrote:
Wife’s Diary
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.

I asked him what was wrong; He said, "nothing."

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.

He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him.

He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. We had sex , he fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

Husband's Diary:

A two-foot putt.. Who the hell misses a two-foot putt?
Wife’s Diary br Tonight, I thought my husband was ... (show quote)




duffers like me


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Feb 7, 2017 21:55:23   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
badbobby wrote:
duffers like me



I remember the day when i did not get dizzy from looking at my toes for more then 10 seconds.

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