Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

From our sister site comes this bit of humor.

PUNOGRAPHY

I tried to catch some fog. But I mist.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

The soldier that survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop anytime.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a typo.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

I didn't like my mustache at first. Then it grew on me.

A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Broken pencils are pointless.

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Velcro -- what a rip off!

badbobby Loc: texas

told too many times dog
but still good