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Jan 17, 2017 12:54:16   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Everybody on earth died and went to heaven.

On their arrival, God greeted the people and said: "I want the men to make two lines - one line for the men that dominated their women on earth, and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

A little while later, God returned to the pearly gates to check on progress. The women had all gone with St. Peter as he had wished, and the men were split into two lines.

The line containing men that were dominated by women during their earthly lives was 100 miles long, but there was just a single man in the line containing men that dominated their women.

Enraged by this, God said to the men: “You should be ashamed for yourselves. I created you in my image and you allowed yourselves to be controlled by your lovers or spouses.”

Turning toward the solitary man, God continued: “Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son - how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

"I don't know - my wife told me to stand here," replied the man.

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Jan 17, 2017 13:14:42   #
Noraa Loc: Kansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Everybody on earth died and went to heaven.

On their arrival, God greeted the people and said: "I want the men to make two lines - one line for the men that dominated their women on earth, and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

A little while later, God returned to the pearly gates to check on progress. The women had all gone with St. Peter as he had wished, and the men were split into two lines.

The line containing men that were dominated by women during their earthly lives was 100 miles long, but there was just a single man in the line containing men that dominated their women.

Enraged by this, God said to the men: “You should be ashamed for yourselves. I created you in my image and you allowed yourselves to be controlled by your lovers or spouses.”

Turning toward the solitary man, God continued: “Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son - how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

"I don't know - my wife told me to stand here," replied the man.
Everybody on earth died and went to heaven. br br... (show quote)



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Jan 17, 2017 13:22:18   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Noraa wrote:

Why did I suspect women would be quick to respond to this


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Jan 17, 2017 14:42:26   #
Noraa Loc: Kansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Why did I suspect women would be quick to respond to this



Only the ones with a sense of humor.

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Jan 17, 2017 14:53:37   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Noraa wrote:
Only the ones with a sense of humor.



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Jan 17, 2017 16:58:05   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Everybody on earth died and went to heaven.

On their arrival, God greeted the people and said: "I want the men to make two lines - one line for the men that dominated their women on earth, and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

A little while later, God returned to the pearly gates to check on progress. The women had all gone with St. Peter as he had wished, and the men were split into two lines.

The line containing men that were dominated by women during their earthly lives was 100 miles long, but there was just a single man in the line containing men that dominated their women.

Enraged by this, God said to the men: “You should be ashamed for yourselves. I created you in my image and you allowed yourselves to be controlled by your lovers or spouses.”

Turning toward the solitary man, God continued: “Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son - how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

"I don't know - my wife told me to stand here," replied the man.
Everybody on earth died and went to heaven. br br... (show quote)


Truth from the mouths of boobs, I mean babes, no maybe not. Personally, I'm not dominated by my wife, I am the absolute King of whatever she tells me I am!

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Jan 18, 2017 12:32:59   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
slatten49 wrote:
Why did I suspect women would be quick to respond to this




Well, I can't speak for the other men, but, my wife hasn't told me what to do yet!

SEMPER FI

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Jan 18, 2017 13:34:31   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
mongo wrote:
Well, I can't speak for the other men, but, my wife hasn't told me what to do yet!

SEMPER FI


That's because she realizes that Marines are purt'near perfect in their ability to think and fend for themselves.

SEMPER FI, Mongo.

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Jan 18, 2017 13:35:55   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Truth from the mouths of boobs, I mean babes, no maybe not. Personally, I'm not dominated by my wife, I am the absolute King of whatever she tells me I am!

Yeah, that's it.

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Jan 18, 2017 14:00:20   #
Noraa Loc: Kansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
That's because she realizes that Marines are purt'near perfect in their ability to think and fend for themselves.

SEMPER FI, Mongo.


Good one Slatten!

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Jan 18, 2017 18:46:57   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
[quote=slatten49]Everybody on earth died and went to heaven.

On their arrival, God greeted the people and said: "I want the men to make two lines - one line for the men that dominated their women on earth, and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

A little while later, God returned to the pearly gates to check on progress. The women had all gone with St. Peter as he had wished, and the men were split into two lines.

The line containing men that were dominated by women during their earthly lives was 100 miles long, but there was just a single man in the line containing men that dominated their women.

Enraged by this, God said to the men: “You should be ashamed for yourselves. I created you in my image and you allowed yourselves to be controlled by your lovers or spouses.”

Turning toward the solitary man, God continued: “Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son - how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

"I don't know - my wife told me to stand here," replied the man.[/quote


Did the Sgt Major state her reasons
????????

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Jan 18, 2017 18:50:15   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
That's because she realizes that Marines are purt'near perfect in their ability to think and fend for themselves.

SEMPER FI, Mongo.



pardon me
while i try not to ----


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Jan 18, 2017 19:57:44   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
pardon me
while i try not to ----


Are you in need of another pardon for crimes/sins against your Marine betters


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Jan 18, 2017 20:04:49   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Are you in need of another pardon for crimes/sins against your Marine betters




since there is no such thing as a Marine better----no!
there are Marine bettors
although extremely poor ones


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Jan 18, 2017 20:09:26   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
since there is no such thing as a Marine better----no!
there are Marine bettors
although extremely poor ones


As history has proven, we have been good enough to take yours and other Squids money consistently at the gaming tables.

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