Depends Where You Live...
Jan 15, 2017 11:26:07 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Depends Where You Live
You may have heard about the Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable".
In Michigan, he'd be called "The last white guy still living in Detroit."
In Minnesota & Wisconsin, he'd be called "ALMOST ready for deer season".
In Arizona, he'd be called "An avid gun collector."
In Arkansas, he'd be called "A novice gun collector."
In Utah, he'd be called "Moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.
In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."
In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'go-to' guy."
In Alabama, he'd be called "A likely gubernatorial candidate."
In Georgia, he'd be called "An eligible bachelor."
In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky and South Carolina he would be called "A deer hunting buddy."
In Oklahoma he'd be called " an Okie from Muskogee "
And in Texas he'd just be "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo"...
You may have heard about the Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable".
In Michigan, he'd be called "The last white guy still living in Detroit."
In Minnesota & Wisconsin, he'd be called "ALMOST ready for deer season".
In Arizona, he'd be called "An avid gun collector."
In Arkansas, he'd be called "A novice gun collector."
In Utah, he'd be called "Moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.
In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."
In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'go-to' guy."
In Alabama, he'd be called "A likely gubernatorial candidate."
In Georgia, he'd be called "An eligible bachelor."
In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky and South Carolina he would be called "A deer hunting buddy."
In Oklahoma he'd be called " an Okie from Muskogee "
And in Texas he'd just be "Bubba, who's a little short on ammo"...
Jan 15, 2017 11:38:43 #
Jan 15, 2017 11:40:38 #
wuzblynd
Loc: thomson georgia
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Depends Where You Live br br You may have heard a... (show quote)
He might be a redneck!!!!
Jan 15, 2017 12:08:18 #
WOW, again, you make me stop...
copy, paste and resend to my crew.
and again, thank you for all your input
in the name of a smile, laugh, cough,
shudder, scream and last but not least
an impression.
ThunderBolt
copy, paste and resend to my crew.
and again, thank you for all your input
in the name of a smile, laugh, cough,
shudder, scream and last but not least
an impression.
ThunderBolt
Jan 15, 2017 13:04:25 #
robmull
Loc: florida
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Depends Where You Live br br You may have heard a... (show quote)
Good one, Don. "Ain't that America!!!" GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PRESIDENT "45" DONALD J. TRUMP!!!
Jan 15, 2017 13:16:34 #
Jan 16, 2017 05:54:52 #
Jan 17, 2017 00:58:04 #
markinny wrote:
the best. 
A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face.
The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation. He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.
Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence. The robber yelled, 'Well, did anyone else see my face?'
There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak.
Then, one old cowboy tentatively raised his hand, and while keeping his head down said,…'My wife got a pretty good look at you.
Jan 17, 2017 07:39:54 #
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