The Dead 'Jackass' Story...
Jan 12, 2017 13:25:26 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
A Guy Bought A 'Jackass' That Was Dead Without Knowing..
What He Did With It Is Genius, And Hilarious!...
A young man named Donald bought a 'Jackass' from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the 'Jackass' the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said,
“Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the 'Jackass' Died.”
Donald replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.” The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.” Donald said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead 'Jackass'. ”The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?” Donald said, “I’m going to raffle him off.” The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a Dead 'Jackass'!” Donald said, “Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody He’s Dead.”
A month Later,..... the farmer met up with Donald and asked, “What happened with that dead 'Jackass'?” Donald said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a Great....
Profit of $2495.” The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?” Donald said, “Just the Guy who Won... So I gave Him his Five Dollars Back.”
Donald is Soon Moving into The White House!!
I Admired This Story Some 55 Years Ago, So Started Selling Cars, For Over 30 Years, Then Went Into The Timeshare Vacation Business For Another 15 Years, Just Loved Everyday, Some of The People I Worked With Were Jerks, But That's In Any Career, And To Be Honest I'm Sure Some Would Say The Same About Me, And They'd Be Correct, ha... Don D.
What He Did With It Is Genius, And Hilarious!...
A young man named Donald bought a 'Jackass' from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the 'Jackass' the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said,
“Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the 'Jackass' Died.”
Donald replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.” The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.” Donald said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead 'Jackass'. ”The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?” Donald said, “I’m going to raffle him off.” The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a Dead 'Jackass'!” Donald said, “Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody He’s Dead.”
A month Later,..... the farmer met up with Donald and asked, “What happened with that dead 'Jackass'?” Donald said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a Great....
Profit of $2495.” The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?” Donald said, “Just the Guy who Won... So I gave Him his Five Dollars Back.”
Donald is Soon Moving into The White House!!
I Admired This Story Some 55 Years Ago, So Started Selling Cars, For Over 30 Years, Then Went Into The Timeshare Vacation Business For Another 15 Years, Just Loved Everyday, Some of The People I Worked With Were Jerks, But That's In Any Career, And To Be Honest I'm Sure Some Would Say The Same About Me, And They'd Be Correct, ha... Don D.
Jan 12, 2017 14:41:19 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
A Guy Bought A 'Jackass' That Was Dead Without Kno... (show quote)
Fantastic career and even better when business is done right. Started my selling career in 84, Toyota, Oldsmobile, GMC. Over the span of the years was never bored and worked with some very brilliant leaders and manufacturers. Ford and Honda were by far my favorite , retired in 2013.
Great story,
Jan 13, 2017 07:10:05 #
WONDER HOW MANY TIMES Hillary sold the bROOKLYN BRIDGE TO THE SAUDI'S FOR DONATIONS TO THE CLINTON FUND?
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