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What to say when your wife comes home from work, and asks what you did today.
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Jan 7, 2017 15:48:11   #
archie bunker (a regular here)
 
Are these appropriate responses?
1. I flushed the toilet, and put the seat down.

2. I put on pants.

3. I changed the batteries in the remote.

4. (This might get me in trouble) I rinsed my breakfast plate, and used it for lunch, so that you wouldn't have to wash another when you got home.

5. I wondered what you are making for supper.

I need answers here because my wife will be home in a few hours!! Oh! I did change the toilet paper, and paper towel rolls. Both in the right direction!👍
 
Jan 7, 2017 15:53:49   #
eagleye13 (a regular here)
 
I made the bed.
archie bunker wrote:
Are these appropriate responses?
1. I flushed the toilet, and put the seat down.

2. I put on pants.

3. I changed the batteries in the remote.

4. (This might get me in trouble) I rinsed my breakfast plate, and used it for lunch, so that you wouldn't have to wash another when you got home.

5. I wondered what you are making for supper.

I need answers here because my wife will be home in a few hours!! Oh! I did change the toilet paper, and paper towel rolls. Both in the right direction!👍
Are these appropriate responses? br 1. I flushed ... (show quote)
Jan 7, 2017 15:55:49   #
archie bunker (a regular here)
 
eagleye13 wrote:
I made the bed.


Shit! Good one! I better do that!
Jan 7, 2017 15:57:26   #
Big dog
 
archie bunker wrote:
Are these appropriate responses?
1. I flushed the toilet, and put the seat down.

2. I put on pants.

3. I changed the batteries in the remote.

4. (This might get me in trouble) I rinsed my breakfast plate, and used it for lunch, so that you wouldn't have to wash another when you got home.

5. I wondered what you are making for supper.

I need answers here because my wife will be home in a few hours!! Oh! I did change the toilet paper, and paper towel rolls. Both in the right direction!👍
Are these appropriate responses? br 1. I flushed ... (show quote)


I walked the dog. I watered the plants. I watered the dog. I walked the plants.
Uh, I checked the lottery tickets. I fed the birds. Finished the coffee. I....
Jan 7, 2017 16:11:23   #
archie bunker (a regular here)
 
Big dog wrote:
I walked the dog. I watered the plants. I watered the dog. I walked the plants.
Uh, I checked the lottery tickets. I fed the birds. Finished the coffee. I....


I'm on a roll now! I turned the coffee maker off, and rotated the beer in the fridge disposing of all of the ones from 2 days ago!
I'm starting to get tired from all of this productivity! Damn, I wonder what's for supper!
Jan 7, 2017 16:21:53   #
archie bunker (a regular here)
 
archie bunker wrote:
I'm on a roll now! I turned the coffee maker off, and rotated the beer in the fridge disposing of all of the ones from 2 days ago!
I'm starting to get tired from all of this productivity! Damn, I wonder what's for supper!


Uh-oh!😨 She just called! She'll be here in about an hour, and a half, and there is still beer left from yesterday! I gotta get busy!!
I gotta do something!😨

Wait.....I know....I'll push the vacuum back and forth on the carpet, and make lines. Then I'll move some nickety knacks around and make it look like I dusted!👍👍👊👊!!
 
Jan 7, 2017 16:43:10   #
Docadhoc (a regular here)
 
archie bunker wrote:
Are these appropriate responses?
1. I flushed the toilet, and put the seat down.

2. I put on pants.

3. I changed the batteries in the remote.

4. (This might get me in trouble) I rinsed my breakfast plate, and used it for lunch, so that you wouldn't have to wash another when you got home.

5. I wondered what you are making for supper.

I need answers here because my wife will be home in a few hours!! Oh! I did change the toilet paper, and paper towel rolls. Both in the right direction!👍
Are these appropriate responses? br 1. I flushed ... (show quote)


I killed a snake and two spiders I found in the bathroom. And a rat I found in your closet.

Then I found where they got in and sealed it. You're safe honey.
Jan 7, 2017 16:52:24   #
archie bunker (a regular here)
 
Docadhoc wrote:
I killed a snake and two spiders I found in the bathroom. And a rat I found in your closet.

Then I found where they got in and sealed it. You're safe honey.


Right on Doc! You are a sly one!👍
Jan 7, 2017 17:59:24   #
reconreb
 
archie bunker wrote:
Are these appropriate responses?
1. I flushed the toilet, and put the seat down.

2. I put on pants.

3. I changed the batteries in the remote.

4. (This might get me in trouble) I rinsed my breakfast plate, and used it for lunch, so that you wouldn't have to wash another when you got home.

5. I wondered what you are making for supper.

I need answers here because my wife will be home in a few hours!! Oh! I did change the toilet paper, and paper towel rolls. Both in the right direction!👍
Are these appropriate responses? br 1. I flushed ... (show quote)


Forget all that Archie , just throw something in the microwave , loosen your belt , grab a beer and settle in the easy chair and watch a ballgame , she ain't gonna believe any of that other shit anyway ..
Jan 7, 2017 18:54:11   #
archie bunker (a regular here)
 
reconreb wrote:
Forget all that Archie , just throw something in the microwave , loosen your belt , grab a beer and settle in the easy chair and watch a ballgame , she ain't gonna believe any of that other shit anyway ..


A realist......I like that!
Jan 8, 2017 01:06:31   #
Docadhoc (a regular here)
 
archie bunker wrote:
A realist......I like that!


Yeah, but at least you get points for trying.
 
Jan 8, 2017 10:53:02   #
eagleye13 (a regular here)
 
Docadhoc wrote:
Yeah, but at least you get points for trying.


That depends on the wife one has. :-)
Jan 8, 2017 11:26:39   #
boatbob2
 
I guess Im the ONLY honest person on this site,I didnt do SQUAT today....so there,NOW,I told the truth...
Jan 8, 2017 11:36:07   #
eagleye13 (a regular here)
 
boatbob2 wrote:
I guess Im the ONLY honest person on this site,I didnt do SQUAT today....so there,NOW,I told the truth...

Are you married?
How about next week?
Jan 8, 2017 11:43:58   #
boatbob2
 
Heck,Im planning on doing NOTHING,for the forseeable future..
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