Indisputable...
Jan 6, 2017 17:58:42 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
**INDISPUTABLE**.... Important Facts About Life
I was taught to listen to my 'elders' ... It's getting harder and harder to find one anymore.
9 Important Facts To Remember As You Grow Older:
Number 9
- Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8
- Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7
- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6
- Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5
- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4
- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3
- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2
- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1
- Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
...and as someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old age; It doesn't last that long. 😎
I was taught to listen to my 'elders' ... It's getting harder and harder to find one anymore.
9 Important Facts To Remember As You Grow Older:
Number 9
- Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8
- Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7
- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6
- Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5
- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4
- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3
- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2
- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1
- Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
...and as someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old age; It doesn't last that long. 😎
Jan 6, 2017 18:19:10 #
Be careful. The toes you step on today might be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow....
Jan 6, 2017 18:43:29 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Not This Man, Never Have And Never Will, I Quit Jobs Because I Wouldn't... Don D.
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Larry the Legend wrote:
Be careful. The toes you step on today might be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow....
Jan 6, 2017 20:45:40 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Not This Man, Never Have And Never Will, I Quit Jobs Because I Wouldn't... Don D.
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