Ghost Sex...
Jan 6, 2017 15:37:10 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Ghost Sex!!!
A professor at the university was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'
About 40 students raise their hands.
That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
About 15 students raise their hand.
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
Three students raise their hands.
That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says, 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
The Afghan student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'
Ahmed replied, "Oh shit, from way back there I thought you said goats."
A professor at the university was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'
About 40 students raise their hands.
That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
About 15 students raise their hand.
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
Three students raise their hands.
That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says, 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
The Afghan student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'
Ahmed replied, "Oh shit, from way back there I thought you said goats."
Jan 6, 2017 15:46:37 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
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Didn't see that coming.
Was hoping for a good succubus story.
Jan 6, 2017 15:48:40 #
wuzblynd
Loc: thomson georgia
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Ghost Sex!!! br br A professor at the university ... (show quote)
Whewwwww.......Uuugggggg...........Goat, it ain't just for breakfast anymore.
Jan 6, 2017 16:22:31 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
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one of your best Don
Jan 6, 2017 16:39:36 #
Jan 6, 2017 16:56:23 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Well thanks, I can't take credit I got it from Elwood... Don D.
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badbobby wrote:
one of your best Don
Jan 6, 2017 18:12:37 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Ghost Sex!!! br br A professor at the university ... (show quote)
Payne000 would be upset with you 
Jan 6, 2017 18:41:33 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
I'm sure he would, but I got him and others "Ignored" ~ "Blocked"... ha... Don D. 
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reconreb wrote: Payne000 would be upset with you
Payne000 would be upset with you
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