Praying for a Parking Space
Jan 5, 2017 14:44:04 #
A laywoman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking space. Looking up toward heaven, she said, “Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I’ll go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up drinking wine.” Miraculously, a parking space opened up right in front of her destination. The woman looked up to heaven and said, “Never mind, Lord; I found one on my own.”
Lonely? If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Q/ If a red house is made out of red bricks and a brown house is made out of brown bricks, what is a greenhouse made out of?
A/ Glass!
And finally, the impossible question: Why is belly button fluff always blue?
Lonely? If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Q/ If a red house is made out of red bricks and a brown house is made out of brown bricks, what is a greenhouse made out of?
A/ Glass!
And finally, the impossible question: Why is belly button fluff always blue?
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