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A talk between God and Adam.
Dec 30, 2016 19:04:58   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
GOD said: “"Adam, I want you to do something for me.”"

"Gladly, Lord,"” replied Adam. "“What do you want me to do?"

"Go down into the valley."

"What's the valley?" asked Adam.

God explained to him, then said: "Cross the river."”

“"What’'s a river?"

God explained it to him, and then continued: "“Go over the hill…”."

“"What’s a hill?"”

God explained to Adam what a hill was, then said: "On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave."”

“"What’'s a cave?”"

After God explained, he said: "In the cave you will find a woman."

Adam asked, "“What’'s a woman?”"

So God explained that to him too. He continued: "“I want you to reproduce."”

"How do I do that?"

"Jeez!"” God muttered under his breath. He then sighed and explained the birds and the bees to Adam.

Adam liked that concept very much, so he went down into the valley, across the river, over the hill and into the cave where he found a woman.”

A little while later, Adam returned and said: "Lord...

...“What’'s a headache?”"

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Dec 30, 2016 19:13:59   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
GOD said: “"Adam, I want you to do something for me.”"

"Gladly, Lord,"” replied Adam. "“What do you want me to do?"

"Go down into the valley."

"What's the valley?" asked Adam.

God explained to him, then said: "Cross the river."”

“"What’'s a river?"

God explained it to him, and then continued: "“Go over the hill…”."

“"What’s a hill?"”

God explained to Adam what a hill was, then said: "On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave."”

“"What’'s a cave?”"

After God explained, he said: "In the cave you will find a woman."

Adam asked, "“What’'s a woman?”"

So God explained that to him too. He continued: "“I want you to reproduce."”

"How do I do that?"

"Jeez!"” God muttered under his breath. He then sighed and explained the birds and the bees to Adam.

Adam liked that concept very much, so he went down into the valley, across the river, over the hill and into the cave where he found a woman.”

A little while later, Adam returned and said: "Lord...

...“What’'s a headache?”"
GOD said: “"Adam, I want you to do something ... (show quote)



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Dec 30, 2016 19:28:14   #
THUNDERBOLT
 
Here ya go,
ThunderBolt



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Dec 30, 2016 19:45:37   #
Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
GOD said: “"Adam, I want you to do something for me.”"

"Gladly, Lord,"” replied Adam. "“What do you want me to do?"

"Go down into the valley."

"What's the valley?" asked Adam.

God explained to him, then said: "Cross the river."”

“"What’'s a river?"

God explained it to him, and then continued: "“Go over the hill…”."

“"What’s a hill?"”

God explained to Adam what a hill was, then said: "On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave."”

“"What’'s a cave?”"

After God explained, he said: "In the cave you will find a woman."

Adam asked, "“What’'s a woman?”"

So God explained that to him too. He continued: "“I want you to reproduce."”

"How do I do that?"

"Jeez!"” God muttered under his breath. He then sighed and explained the birds and the bees to Adam.

Adam liked that concept very much, so he went down into the valley, across the river, over the hill and into the cave where he found a woman.”

A little while later, Adam returned and said: "Lord...

...“What’'s a headache?”"
GOD said: “"Adam, I want you to do something ... (show quote)


Been there done that but never in a cave.

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Dec 30, 2016 19:46:20   #
Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ
 
THUNDERBOLT wrote:
Here ya go,
ThunderBolt



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Dec 30, 2016 20:19:31   #
wuzblynd Loc: thomson georgia
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
GOD said: “"Adam, I want you to do something for me.”"

"Gladly, Lord,"” replied Adam. "“What do you want me to do?"

"Go down into the valley."

"What's the valley?" asked Adam.

God explained to him, then said: "Cross the river."”

“"What’'s a river?"

God explained it to him, and then continued: "“Go over the hill…”."

“"What’s a hill?"”

God explained to Adam what a hill was, then said: "On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave."”

“"What’'s a cave?”"

After God explained, he said: "In the cave you will find a woman."

Adam asked, "“What’'s a woman?”"

So God explained that to him too. He continued: "“I want you to reproduce."”

"How do I do that?"

"Jeez!"” God muttered under his breath. He then sighed and explained the birds and the bees to Adam.

Adam liked that concept very much, so he went down into the valley, across the river, over the hill and into the cave where he found a woman.”

A little while later, Adam returned and said: "Lord...

...“What’'s a headache?”"
GOD said: “"Adam, I want you to do something ... (show quote)








So that's where aspirin came from?

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Dec 31, 2016 16:45:52   #
boatbob2
 
Ive been there,AND done it in a CAVE,

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Dec 31, 2016 16:48:50   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
wuzblynd wrote:
So that's where aspirin came from?


It may well have been its inception.

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