cold iron Loc: White House

The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the
border into Canada has intensified beginning early this morning.
Trump's victory is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.

Canadian border residents say it's not uncommon to see dozens of
sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists,
and green energy proponents crossing their fields at night.

I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood
producer huddled in the barn, said southern Manitoba farmer Red
Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. He was cold,
exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range
chicken.

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher
fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers
that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their
fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly
concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border,
pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where
they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.

A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions, an
Alberta border patrolman said. I found one carload without a single
bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All
they had was a little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips.
When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often
wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.

Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education
camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the
Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are
creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara
Streisand CD's, and are overloading the internet while downloading
jazzercise apps to their cell phones.

I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy
just can't support them, an Ottawa resident said. After all, how
many art-history majors does one country need, or basket weavers?

robmull Loc: florida

I think Canada still stands-a-chance though, iron. Most of the secular liberal progressives in America are not even sure where they actually are, if they may need a boat if it's in Europe somewhere, or even what (D)irection to start running!!! Hummmmmmmmmmmmmm. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP!!!

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Pobrecito's. They really are in a funk aren't they?

Radiance3

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Fact of the matter is the DEMOCRATS/LIBERALS have destroyed American dream. They populate America with terrorists, rapists, drug dealers/addicts, convicts, and rioters to FREE LOAD. Then eventually they escalate their violence to take over the land. These are foreigners aided and abetted by democrat/liberal politicians in order to stay in power for life. Until our country is taken from us by these illegals.

One day, Canada will open their eyes to see and realize the purpose of these illegal aliens.

cold iron Loc: White House

Trump needs to shut down the Department of Education where the plans to dumb down out kids has been going on for years. Has anyone been watching how well it's been working for many years. ????

Radiance3

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Now these kids who we feed are empowered by the democrat politicians. They march down the streets, demand what they want, burn our flags that democrats said it is their constitutional rights, their freedom to burn the flags. While the veterans who earned and paid their lives for their freedom burning flags are abandoned even in their medical care. They died for the flag that these traitors are burning. But defended by the democrats like Obama, and his DOJ attorneys, Clinton and her supports. They are in of basket of aiding and abetting criminals.

These kids with the illegal alien criminals, riot, kill innocent people, kill law enforcement officers demanding to support their candidates who feed them using our tax dollars. These must stop! Clean up the drain whole so that President-elect Trump could facilitate draining the swamps of our country.

cold iron Loc: White House

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Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ

Seems too me you have been contemplating about this for a while. Thanks for being one to point out these so called freedom of speech people only want that freedom when it comes to just their speech.