A tap on the shoulder
Nov 26, 2016 19:31:44 #
This is a true story from the Manchester Evening News:
Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over
to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get
his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a
bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate
window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver
said, "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't
realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly. "
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who's sorry, it's entirely my fault.
Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25
years ."
Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over
to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get
his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a
bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate
window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver
said, "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't
realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly. "
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who's sorry, it's entirely my fault.
Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25
years ."
Nov 26, 2016 19:45:32 #
Nov 26, 2016 19:55:37 #
Nov 27, 2016 11:17:32 #
missinglink wrote:
This is a true story from the Manchester Evening N... (show quote)
Oh yeah, I just love a good Morning laugh.
Nov 27, 2016 16:39:36 #
.308 Remington S. R.
Loc: Texas
People been dyin' for years just to ride in his hearse.
They say sexual relations in the back of his hearse "is to die for". just sayin'
They say sexual relations in the back of his hearse "is to die for". just sayin'
Nov 27, 2016 18:02:34 #
BUT,sex on the hood of a cop car,Is to go to jail for.......just saying,.,,,been there,didnt go to jail....
Nov 27, 2016 21:14:47 #
Nov 28, 2016 01:29:24 #
Apr 22, 2017 02:53:05 #
bggamers wrote:
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Sex in the back of a cab is cheap when performing a quickie.
Apr 22, 2017 06:22:18 #
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