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Nov 14, 2016 04:42:14   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
I found this in the reply column of Newsmax. I have included the author's username, although I do not know if this is the actual source. It appears newsworthy...........

Phone an • 13 hours ago
Breaking News from Canada
The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into
Canada has intensified beginning early this morning.
Trump’s victory is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who
fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.
Canadian border residents say it's not uncommon to see dozens of
sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists,
and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night.
"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood
producer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer Red
Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. "He was cold,
exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range
chicken.
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher
fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers
that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their
fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly
concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border,
pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where
they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.
"A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an
Alberta border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single
bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All
they had was a little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips.
When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often
wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.
Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education
camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the
Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are
creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara
Streisand CD's, and are overloading the internet while downloading
jazzercise apps to their cell phones.
"I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy
just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "After all, how
many art-history majors does one country need?"

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Nov 14, 2016 04:55:06   #
Chameleon12
 
Loki wrote:
I found this in the reply column of Newsmax. I have included the author's username, although I do not know if this is the actual source. It appears newsworthy...........

Phone an • 13 hours ago
Breaking News from Canada
The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into
Canada has intensified beginning early this morning.
Trump’s victory is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who
fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.
Canadian border residents say it's not uncommon to see dozens of
sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists,
and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night.
"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood
producer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer Red
Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. "He was cold,
exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range
chicken.
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher
fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers
that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their
fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly
concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border,
pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where
they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.
"A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an
Alberta border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single
bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All
they had was a little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips.
When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often
wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.
Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education
camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the
Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are
creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara
Streisand CD's, and are overloading the internet while downloading
jazzercise apps to their cell phones.
"I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy
just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "After all, how
many art-history majors does one country need?"
I found this in the reply column of Newsmax. I hav... (show quote)


LMAO, that's probably a spoof. However, I did read an article that Canadians were angry at the massive illegal immigration coming from liberal US citizens. They won't stand for stuff like that up there even though they're more liberal up there than the US. One Canadian stated "American liberals are the wrong type of liberal" as if there were a right type lol. Well, the Bernie kind isn't too bad but , the ones who would vote for a corrupt establishment politician, blegh. There was also an article about the wireless internet bandwidth of Vancouver and Toronto being overloaded by the influx of liberals. Good luck and Godspeed.

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Nov 14, 2016 06:12:15   #
snowbear37 Loc: MA.
 
Loki wrote:
I found this in the reply column of Newsmax. I have included the author's username, although I do not know if this is the actual source. It appears newsworthy...........

Phone an • 13 hours ago
Breaking News from Canada
The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into
Canada has intensified beginning early this morning.
Trump’s victory is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who
fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.
Canadian border residents say it's not uncommon to see dozens of
sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists,
and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night.
"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood
producer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer Red
Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. "He was cold,
exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range
chicken.
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher
fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers
that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their
fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly
concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border,
pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where
they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.
"A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an
Alberta border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single
bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All
they had was a little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips.
When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often
wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.
Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education
camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the
Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are
creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara
Streisand CD's, and are overloading the internet while downloading
jazzercise apps to their cell phones.
"I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy
just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "After all, how
many art-history majors does one country need?"
I found this in the reply column of Newsmax. I hav... (show quote)



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Nov 14, 2016 07:12:50   #
annainsolana
 
BEING FROM CANADA I FOUND THIS HILARIOUS. A LITTLE FUN POKED AT THE MORONS WHO ACTUALLY NEED SAFE SPACES WHILE WEARING SAFETY PINS FROM THEMSELVES. REALLY ... GROW SOME BALLS...

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Nov 14, 2016 07:13:10   #
Tasine Loc: Southwest US
 
Loki wrote:
I found this in the reply column of Newsmax. I have included the author's username, although I do not know if this is the actual source. It appears newsworthy...........

Phone an • 13 hours ago
Breaking News from Canada
The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into
Canada has intensified beginning early this morning.
Trump’s victory is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who
fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.
Canadian border residents say it's not uncommon to see dozens of
sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists,
and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night.
"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood
producer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer Red
Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. "He was cold,
exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range
chicken.
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher
fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers
that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their
fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly
concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border,
pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where
they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.
"A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an
Alberta border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single
bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All
they had was a little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips.
When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often
wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.
Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education
camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the
Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are
creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara
Streisand CD's, and are overloading the internet while downloading
jazzercise apps to their cell phones.
"I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy
just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "After all, how
many art-history majors does one country need?"
I found this in the reply column of Newsmax. I hav... (show quote)

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I love this post! It is so descriptive of our panty waist democrat "liberals" who are NOT liberals but who are pathological liars who just happen to be socialists, communists, islamists, and sociopaths. I swear the last living liberal was Senator Patrick Moynihan. He was a liberal, but one with good sense and he had quite a logical mind. I am a staunch conservative, but had great respect for Senator Moynihan. Were he around today, the democrat party would eject him from its midst as being too far off base, a deplorable, if you will (he rejected some of today's democrat thinking).

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Nov 14, 2016 07:14:32   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
annainsolana wrote:
BEING FROM CANADA I FOUND THIS HILARIOUS. A LITTLE FUN POKED AT THE MORONS WHO ACTUALLY NEED SAFE SPACES WHILE WEARING SAFETY PINS FROM THEMSELVES. REALLY ... GROW SOME BALLS...


Don' blame me; I even tried starting a Go Fund Me page to raise money so they could have their plumbing problems corrected surgically. I called it "Gonads for No' Nads."

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Nov 14, 2016 07:16:14   #
Tasine Loc: Southwest US
 
Chameleon12 wrote:
LMAO, that's probably a spoof. However, I did read an article that Canadians were angry at the massive illegal immigration coming from liberal US citizens. They won't stand for stuff like that up there even though they're more liberal up there than the US. One Canadian stated "American liberals are the wrong type of liberal" as if there were a right type lol. Well, the Bernie kind isn't too bad but , the ones who would vote for a corrupt establishment politician, blegh. There was also an article about the wireless internet bandwidth of Vancouver and Toronto being overloaded by the influx of liberals. Good luck and Godspeed.
LMAO, that's probably a spoof. However, I did read... (show quote)

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I don't blame Canada for wanting to protect its nation's people.....I'd love to see OUR nation protect its people as well, but it, too, cannot bring itself to be logical and care about its citizens (except for those who give LARGE donations to the politicians and who vote for them).

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Nov 14, 2016 07:21:07   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Loki wrote:
I found this in the reply column of Newsmax. I have included the author's username, although I do not know if this is the actual source. It appears newsworthy...........

Phone an • 13 hours ago
Breaking News from Canada
The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into
Canada has intensified beginning early this morning.
Trump’s victory is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who
fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.
Canadian border residents say it's not uncommon to see dozens of
sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists,
and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night.
"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood
producer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer Red
Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. "He was cold,
exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range
chicken.
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher
fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers
that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their
fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly
concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border,
pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where
they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.
"A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an
Alberta border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single
bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All
they had was a little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips.
When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often
wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.
Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education
camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the
Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are
creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara
Streisand CD's, and are overloading the internet while downloading
jazzercise apps to their cell phones.
"I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy
just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "After all, how
many art-history majors does one country need?"
I found this in the reply column of Newsmax. I hav... (show quote)


Ahhh, such is life even Canada doesn't want them....

Good one, Loki...

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Nov 14, 2016 07:29:08   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
lindajoy wrote:
Ahhh, such is life even Canada doesn't want them....

Good one, Loki...


With the possible exception of California, neither does anyone else.

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Nov 14, 2016 07:34:01   #
Tasine Loc: Southwest US
 
lindajoy wrote:
Ahhh, such is life even Canada doesn't want them....

Good one, Loki...

Frankly, I doubt even Syria would WANT them. They're nothing but a bunch of narcissistic whiners.

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Nov 14, 2016 07:53:00   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Loki wrote:
With the possible exception of California, neither does anyone else.


I'm thinking your right...None of them live in reality anyway...

Big talk, little action...Are we surprised??

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Nov 14, 2016 07:57:24   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Tasine wrote:
Frankly, I doubt even Syria would WANT them. They're nothing but a bunch of narcissistic whiners.


Righhhttttttttt...Good morning lovely lady....

Did you watch Trump's interview last night...???

I thought he did well..Nice to see his 100 day pledge to we the people being worked on already...

And how about Mexico and Canada already expressing agreement with Trump about working out NAFTA, as well as Mexicos' President saying he wanted to negotiate with Trump on building the wall..

They know he's serious and will get it done...

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Nov 14, 2016 08:11:35   #
Tasine Loc: Southwest US
 
lindajoy wrote:
Righhhttttttttt...Good morning lovely lady....

Did you watch Trump's interview last night...???

I thought he did well..Nice to see his 100 day pledge to we the people being worked on already...

And how about Mexico and Canada already expressing agreement with Trump about working out NAFTA, as well as Mexicos' President saying he wanted to negotiate with Trump on building the wall..

They know he's serious and will get it done...

Hi, LindaJ! No, I don't watch speeches by either party anymore. They're in office and I'll see what they do and don't do. Speeches mean little to me. Action is my passion.....cannot tolerate lots of talk, talk, talk. While people are talking, they COULD be doing.....I think TRUMP will DO, and if he doesn't, he won't get another vote from me. I just hope that people remember he IS a human and all humans make mistakes, and occasionally screw up, so I don't expect perfection from him, but I DO expect him not to back off truly important promises.

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Nov 14, 2016 08:19:15   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Tasine wrote:
Hi, LindaJ! No, I don't watch speeches by either party anymore. They're in office and I'll see what they do and don't do. Speeches mean little to me. Action is my passion.....cannot tolerate lots of talk, talk, talk. While people are talking, they COULD be doing.....I think TRUMP will DO, and if he doesn't, he won't get another vote from me. I just hope that people remember he IS a human and all humans make mistakes, and occasionally screw up, so I don't expect perfection from him, but I DO expect him not to back off truly important promises.
Hi, LindaJ! No, I don't watch speeches by either ... (show quote)


I am always saying, words are cheap, action defines, so I agree with you too!!

There will have to be certain concessions, no doubt, but on the issues most relevant, term limits, illegals, Bo Care, military rebuilt, securing our borders,elimination of BO's EO's, and AMERICA FIRST, etc., I expect conformity ...

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Nov 14, 2016 08:23:30   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
Tasine wrote:
Frankly, I doubt even Syria would WANT them. They're nothing but a bunch of narcissistic whiners.


Here is a thought, Assad says he wants peace so let's negotiate, Assad gets peace and all Syrians who have emigrated to the US, plus an equal number of Move-On members, BLM members, and liberals drawn from videos of violent protestors. He can do what he wants with them.

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