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Aug 27, 2016 23:52:51   #
Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon
 
A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted
to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her
throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'

The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs.'

Picture this:
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered.

They not only tried to change planes,
but they were trying to change airlines!

True story... Have a great day and remember..

... THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.

A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A
DAY WASTED!!!

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Aug 28, 2016 06:22:42   #
mcmlx
 
Onelostdog wrote:
A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted
to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her
throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'

The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs.'

Picture this:
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered.

They not only tried to change planes,
but they were trying to change airlines!

True story... Have a great day and remember..

... THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.

A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A
DAY WASTED!!!
A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. ... (show quote)



And a great day to you!!


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Aug 28, 2016 06:27:14   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
Should be no problem, if the pilot wasn't staggering.


Onelostdog wrote:
A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted
to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her
throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'

The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs.'

Picture this:
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered.

They not only tried to change planes,
but they were trying to change airlines!

True story... Have a great day and remember..

... THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.

A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A
DAY WASTED!!!
A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. ... (show quote)

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Aug 28, 2016 08:17:55   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Onelostdog wrote:
A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted
to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her
throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'

The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs.'

Picture this:
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered.

They not only tried to change planes,
but they were trying to change airlines!

True story... Have a great day and remember..

... THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.

A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A
DAY WASTED!!!
A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. ... (show quote)



Great story and a kind, considerate pilot who would have asked the blind woman if she wanted to get off the plane, and then be happy to exercise her dog for her. I am waiting for the time when a Muslim is on the lane and he demands that the dog be removed because he is "unclean"

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Aug 28, 2016 09:52:45   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Appears the pilot has enough vision for both of them and likely enjoyed the reaction of the passengers...

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Aug 29, 2016 16:58:20   #
bahmer
 
lindajoy wrote:
Appears the pilot has enough vision for both of them and likely enjoyed the reaction of the passengers...


How true.

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Aug 29, 2016 19:34:40   #
Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon
 
lindajoy wrote:
Appears the pilot has enough vision for both of them and likely enjoyed the reaction of the passengers...


Sounds better than flying by the seat of his pants as that could make him a future politician. Think I would rather have a blind pilot than that.

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Aug 29, 2016 19:37:22   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Onelostdog wrote:
Sounds better than flying by the seat of his pants as that could make him a future politician. Think I would rather have a blind pilot than that.


Now that's a fact!!!

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