RETW Loc: Washington

After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day ......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, woman walked into
the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.


As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly,

"Good morning and welcome to Walmart."

I then said, "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Don't be fucking stupid.
Of course they aren't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one' s 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam. I just couldn't believe someone screwed you twice, long enough to be satisfied.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart."

My Supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.


RETW

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

America Only Loc: From the right hand of God

You did the right thing and stated the facts! Good for you and a LOSS for Wally World!

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

We might have a less rude and inconsiderate populace, if more folks like you called people on their bullshit. My wife doesn't like to go out in public with me, because I no longer hold back calling people out on their rudeness - well, that's ONE of the reasons she won't go with me - there are many more.

mcmlx

C'mon you guys. This is one of the oldest jokes around.

Y360AZ

OBG.

bggamers Loc: georgia

there goes my 1st choice of jobs after retiring

bahmer

After seeing pictures of some of the shoppers at Walmart they need more greeters of your caliber. Have a great day.